Cans-Only'd

When you are at the show and need to throw away your trash but then you get to the bin and it is for "Cans Only"

Hey check out this guy walking over to the bin with all this non-can trash; He's about to get Cans-Only'd!

by MullFonty March 14, 2021

touzer can

a fucking slutbag cumdump whore

S: “i fucking hate you bitch!”
T: “wow you’re being such a fucking touzer can!”

by kardongays May 2, 2021

CROISSANT IN A CAN

1. Two croissants in a metal can, a delicacy of the white people.
2. An exclamation used in the most out of pocket times.

"So when my dog died, I was so depres-"
"CROISSANT IN A CAN LMAOOOO"

by Cornnnnnnn September 4, 2023

Shit can

The Ruler of Russia. I.e. Vladimir poo tin.

Bob: I heard Shit Can tried to poison the leader of the opposition.
Sergei: Yawn. Doubt it, comrade. You must've heard that on MSM or something. Truth is, I heard he actually a Nazi, and accidentally poisoned himself

by Wayner Wayne July 28, 2022

tuna can

a penis that is wider than it is long ...often referred to as chink dick

Damn Timmy has a tuna can in his pants

by Can Opener Man June 2, 2004

Coke Can

An alluminum type of soda can, (not nessesarily being of any particular drink product) that is modified by bending into a certain shape in order to form a well area where pin holes are poked for the purpose of usually consuming free-base cocaine or crack cocaine. Many consumers prefer this method because the crack butter is easy to extract from a can.

I got the shit but we need a coke can.

by lagunapete July 23, 2009

garbage can

A term for someone's anis that is being used for other purposes than natural bodily functions. The term is typically used for those that do this quite often and with different partners or inannimate objects.
It describes how the ass, what is supposed to be a used for dumping, is mostly used for something being dumped into it.

Tommy has such a dirty garbage can, everyone and everything has been up in him.

Dude, I donno if you want to get up in her garbage can, it's full if stink!

by Easton October 6, 2005