God

A fake being with horrible logic and science for its existence. Supports good morals but that's about it.

I don't believe in a "God"

by AloneWeWillEnd May 2, 2019

God

Our god is Shrek. No need for further explanation.

"Omg I saw Shrek the third last night! I am so blessed!!"
Our god is Shrek. No need for further explanation

by [Enter Text Here] June 16, 2019

God

(in Christianity and other monotheistic religions) the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.
2.
(in certain other religions) a superhuman being or spirit worshipped as having power over nature or human fortunes; a deity.

God is the ruler of everything in Christian beliefs

by Left_hand_on_chad October 9, 2019

God

someone who never cared loved or valued me or my pursuit of existence

God told me to fly and when i tryed to he called me a loser now i never try anymore.

by Asifgodcaredaboutme May 19, 2018

God

God is love. In a general and/or simplistic view is the supreme energy.

A supreme energy is going to help me in this new path of my life; changes are not easy, but God will help me. Once with God I feel fulfill with happiness, stamina and love.

by PunguilBravo January 14, 2018

GOD

nothing is here

GOD is not real

by dank memes are like dat boi April 19, 2017

God

Believed by many to be the director, producer, and writer of the shit show that is Humanity

Alien 1 (Dave): Hey Jeff, have you seen the latest season of Humanity? I hear they finally developed motorized transportation!

Alien 2 (Jeff): Nah, God's been lazy lately. I mean come on, the last flood was like 5000 years ago! Maybe it's time we conquer Earth, just to spice things up a bit. That'll raise the ratings.

by steps15 July 4, 2017