GOAT Day 

GOAT Day is on the 10th of July. This day celebrates the amazing achievement of the 2 footballing kings Messi and Ronaldo; they both won their first international trophies on this day. Additionally, 10th of July is shown as 10/07 on the English calendar and in football Lionel Messi is widely known as the greatest number 10 to ever exist whilst Cristiano Ronaldo is known as the greatest number 7 to ever exist.

OH YES! It is Finally GOAT DAY. Messi and Ronaldo are the absolute GOATS of football, they are on a league of their own.

GOAT Day by Anonymous [234] July 14, 2021

goat fucker 

An older man, usually in a position of power, that is exceeding cheap. Will often go out of his way to gain money from people under him.

I cleaned that apartment up like a Super 8 motel, and that goat fucker of a landlord that owns half the town screwed me out of my deposit.

goat fucker by wolf lungs January 18, 2009

goat blower 

Someone rumoured to be into bestiality that may have performed oral sex on a male goat.

Two farmers at a local bar might say
"Do you reckon Ted will ever get married"?
"What, that old goat blower? Not while Acorn's still alive"

goat blower by Feelmidick November 1, 2006

Goat Busters 

Goat Busters are an assortment of Southern white Anglo-americans who chew tabacky and rape/sodomize goats across the landscape.

Phred: WTF HAPPENED here? It looks like the livestock got hit by a tornado!!! Who ya gonna call?

Jo'moquan: Goat Busters!

I ain't fraid a no goats.....

Goat Busters by Jacques Asse August 5, 2009

Goat choke 

Goat choke: To have anal sex with a girl while she is reverse cowgirl upside-down screaming like a Billy goat while you choke her. Mainly if the female is rockabilly or has tattoos.

I was gonna goat choke this babe I picked up from the bar last night but I got to drunk. I rockabilly goat chocked this babe I met at the stray cats concert. She really into it.

Goat choke by Shane Woodabin June 29, 2010

Goat poon 

Goat pussy

I really want some goat poon

Goat poon by Poon slayer6969 October 28, 2016

goat monkey 

When a person is so UGLY that the best creature that comes close to their looks would be crossed between SOMETHING with a momma goat and a daddy monkey.

Oh my, I know he is not coming over here to talk to me!! I wonder who let that GOAT MONKEY out the zoo?

goat monkey by Wallabear November 21, 2003