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Japanese Rain Goggles 

What I gave your mom last night.
Ask your mom what Japanese Rain Goggles are and she will tell you what I did to her last night.

Hillary-Hating Goggles 

A device that you wear over your eyes, to only see Hillary in a negative way. Even if what you are seeing/reading isn't true, it still shows Hillary to be:

a. Socialist/Communist

b. Not emotional enough

c. Too emotional

d. Not an agent of change, because being a women is nothing new to the Presidency.

e. Somehow not ready to be President because her husband played around on her, even though 50 percent of all marriages have some sort of infidelity going on.

f. A bitch. Even though Bitches get things done.
I was trying to take an accurate look at Hillary's positions, but my Hillary-Hating Goggles didn't allow that.

Pirate Goggles 

When a pirate gets so drunk he or she fucks a ninja. The opposite of ninja goggles.
So we went to this opium den by the docks for New Years. Big mistake. I got so drunk I thought I met this cute pirate chick, but I was just wearing pirate goggles. I woke up the next morning to seeing a karate chop from the corner of my eye, then she vanished without a trace.
Pirate Goggles by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009

Math Goggles 

A set of WWII Swiss surplus glass tanker goggles that were recently discovered to increase comprehension of any type of math if worn during class.
I really couldn't comprehend logarhythms, so I borrowed Andrew's math goggles.

Eskimo goggles 

To place one's taint on the forehead of a female and resting one's balls on their eyes.
She was out cold, so I made sure to put eskimo goggles on her.

She was wearing my Eskimo goggles all night.
Eskimo goggles by budmasterfleeze October 30, 2007

emo goggles 

Emo goggles are the hip new way of calling those big thick glasses that emo's wear, it can also be used for the old 60's sunnies that scemos wear sometimes. They are called emo goggles because they are very thick and goggleish even if the said emo wearing them is only a teeny weeny bit blind and emos wear them so YAY!
Do these emo goggles go with my hat?
emo goggles by unknown_pill May 30, 2006