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The Farmer John

when you shit in someones mouth and they proceded to give you head while being fu*ked by a beast of burden or other largely endowed animal
When I came home from the fair I called Bubba...then we unloaded Bessie from the trailer and did The Farmer John.
by Wooly Wombat March 27, 2005
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Roofer-Farmer

Someone who is both a roofer and a farmer.
Shagneck's dad is a Roofer-Farmer
by ShibbyBoom July 27, 2010
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clit farmer

An alternate way to call someone a whore or slut, while also attempting to make them look stupid after they confusingly ask what you said.
Thacker's Facebook status: "Banged nine girls last week. Hell yeah."

Zuel: "You're such a clit farmer."

Thacker: "A what?"

The entirety of Thacker's friends list: "Hahahahahahahaha."
by AaronCopeland July 13, 2011
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Penis farmer

A female whom has lost her teeth and thus must wear a denture. When she removes the denture to preform oral sex and is a penis farmer. Also she might smile, proudly, with no teeth and begin whaling like a banshee, this is the penis farmers mating call.
by Lexiloner23 February 9, 2017
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impression farmer

A person who farms impressions on social media. They usually just post for likes. This is to make them bigger than they actually are.
Malachi is such an impression farmer, all he does is tweet for likes.
by LargeYak March 24, 2021
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look at the frame on that one

a vulguar phrase that has to do with some one who has formally resigned from a careere in chickin rangling.
christian dimopolous constantly says, "look at the frame on that one"
by bobby brown November 20, 2003
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Hall of Famer

The ultra cool act of running two 5 mile runs in one day; also known as a Ramo-Gabe. Both runs must be separate events and 5 miles or in 5 mile increments.
Him: Dude, don't tell me you ran again today.
Me: Yep, I ran 5 miles this morning and just now finished another 5 mile run.
Him: WOW! You ran 2 Gabes in one day. You're a Hall of Famer! I'm impressed!
Me: Ya - I love the Ramo-Gabes.
by Gruteman June 9, 2013
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