Fake Noob

An individual who plays on a newly created account to play with people way below his/her skill level
I only lost because of that fake noob
by Gee Wizz March 17, 2019
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Fake Mangasim

A Fake Mangasim is when a man can't ejaculate after a timely session of deep penetration whilst intoxicated.
‘I was going for gold after getting back from a night on the tiles, could I hell ejaculate so I fake mangasimed. I took her from behind grunted and spat on her back’
by Urban Cowboy Smith April 11, 2011
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fake channel

a channel that shows movies with commercials
per1: oh i love that movie
per2: me too, but it on a fake channel
by hatememakeme December 23, 2013
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fake monster

1) Someone putting up a front.
2) Lying about a big penis.
1) He says he fights a lot but he's a fake monster.

2)You better watch out for that fake monster in Matt's pants.
by fakemonster July 28, 2005
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dump fake

Like the pump fake in basketball this a simply a fake out. This fake out occurs when you’re trying to take a shit but get faked out.
Yo bro I think I may be constipated; that or I just got dump faked.
by igottashitbadly January 16, 2020
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fake culture

a culture which prefers fake things over the real thing for example, people like fake asses and titties, professional (fake) porn is preferred by many instead of amateur (real) porn, reality (staged scripted drama) TV, people who pretend to be happy but are just depressed.
Bob: Kim K has a nice ass.
Tyler: Kim Kardashian's ass looks fucking awful, you just like fake culture.
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Fake Foil

the shit my friend blew the microwave up at work with. he thought it was paper.
hey why does it smell like burnt wood in here and why does the microwave sound like my mom when you bum her?

oh i put fake foil shit in there. what? it looked like paper!
by broham14 February 18, 2010
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