Root Beer Float

!!!!!!!!WARNING!!!!!!!!

Lie woman on her back get the oxygen tank hook up two nostril tubes jammed down womans nose (make sure tubes go to lungs) fill womans mouth with craft root beer. Fuck womans mouth till a hot load blows out of your dick let cream rise have said woman enjoy!

There they go swallowing that root beer float

by Don_ki_kum November 2, 2017

Float

To buy liquor for a party. To be the boot.

"I floated the gongshow last night, and no one even through a free mickey my way. I'll never boot for those girls again."

by the product September 6, 2005

floater

An old male prostitute.

Don't go in the bathroom between 7:00 and 8:00, that's when the two-tone floater is in there!

by chad January 26, 2005

float the buzz

when drinking, having an occasional glass of water as to not become too drunk.

I had a beer, then a water. Tonight i'm going to float the buzz.

by max pez December 28, 2008

floating dude

A person who just isn't all there... Also known as a 'floater'. Also see 'Quade'.

Did you see that dumbass last night? What a floating dude

by bling223344 February 12, 2008

float game

being the wing man when trying to help your friend get a girl

You know Dana, John is such a nice guy. He knows how to treat a girl right. Yes Im working float game on you.

by Dessel May 22, 2008

floatard

Someone who looks especially ridiculous or reprehensible while swimming in a pool, especially those who are adults and are on or using a floatation device, such as water wings.

Check out those floatards over there eating Popeye's fried chicken in the swimming pool.

by The Great Badger October 17, 2008