Filthy Pele

The act of rolling your shit into a ball and spooging on said shit resembling a soccer ball. Then toss it gently in the air and bicycle kick it into your partner.

I gave my girl the ole filthy pele and hit her square in the chesticles. I then proceeded to run around the room yelling olay olay olay!

by Filthy Pele February 01, 2009

filthy shepherd

When you use a scoop of warm mashed potatoes as lube then eat her out after you finish.

I gave your mom a filthy shepherd last night. Best taters I ever ate

by kraalix December 07, 2022

Rice filthies

This is the ultra-alternative to Kellogg’s Rice Crispies. Instead of wholesome Snap, Crackle and Pop hanging out in your cereal bowl, Rice Filthies offers you Shit, Piss and Motherfucker. First seen in Hustler Magazine’s comics section back in the ‘80s.

Momma, pour me a big old bowl of Rice Filthies please!

by ValimarGirl July 29, 2021

Filthy Lummox

A sick and disgusting creature who is often overweight and stores dried pizza and hotdogs under his/her breasts. Filthy Lummoxs' live in small caves underground or in Section 8 homes in America. They live off disability and roam the garbage dumpsters for leftovers (that is, if they are capable of rolling there in the first place.) Everyone that has visited the home of a filthy lummox dissappears. The Lummoxs' caves smell of feces and rotten sewage.

"Wonder where Sally went to, maybe to go see that Filthy Lummox down the street." -Jimbo

"You must mean Rosie o' Donnells house!" laughed Terri

by YoungJohnsSon December 18, 2011

Filthy Snowblower

The act of blowing cocaine into someone's anus with a straw, then snorting it back out.

I gave that stripper a filthy snowblower the other night. They don't make water hot enough to scald the shame away after that.

by J-Unit138 May 25, 2012

filthy unreal

Adjective used to describe the most absolutely insanely unbelievably fantastic event ever, with some of the best people in the world

The concert this weekend will be filthy unreal

by Ibetyouwouldliketoknow April 20, 2015

Filthy Well

Upon hearing your significant other claim that they have to shit: Eating out your partner's asshole up to a point where he/she begs you to stop, as they are going to defecate right then and there - yet the tongue keeps searching for sweet, sweet aqua.

Alisa woke up last night and headed for the toilet - I got there just in time to give her a Filthy Well - it ended up messy.

by Fadder In Law January 17, 2011