by memphotank November 2, 2010
Get the electile dysfunction mug.Completely fake or made up job, usually to impress a girl but can also be used on parents. friends or future employers.
Can also mean shoddy workmanship or a screwed up job
Can also mean shoddy workmanship or a screwed up job
You told that girl at the party you are a tax lawyer? You don't even have a job. You should have told her your a freakin Amish Electrician.
You put project manager on your last resume, Jesus if your going to lie just put head Amish Electrician while you at it.
I dont think that girls dad likes you. You told him your self employed, you should have said your an Amish Electrician, it would sound more believable.
Look at this wiring job, it looks like it was done by an Amish Electrician!
You put project manager on your last resume, Jesus if your going to lie just put head Amish Electrician while you at it.
I dont think that girls dad likes you. You told him your self employed, you should have said your an Amish Electrician, it would sound more believable.
Look at this wiring job, it looks like it was done by an Amish Electrician!
by Joecoool November 2, 2010
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Post-Election Selection Trauma or PEST for short, is a made up disorder for pompus, self-centered, elitist individuals that can't fathom the fact that they lost an election. It is mainly experienced by liberals and French lovers alike, and was first diagnosed after the 2004 Presidential Election. It's symptoms include but are not limited to: feelings of withdrawal, feelings of isolation, emotional anger and bitterness, loss of appetite, sleeplessness, nightmares, pervasive moodiness including endless sulking, and being excessively worried about the direction of the country.
In otherwords, the diagnosis is "You're a Sore Loser, get over it."
In otherwords, the diagnosis is "You're a Sore Loser, get over it."
Hippie: "Bob stopped showing up to our drum circle meetings and couldn't eat his organic humus anymore. He's having intense hypno-therapy sessions and electroshock therapy now. His therapist said he is suffering from PEST, Post-Election Selection Trauma."
Normal Person: "What a pussy."
Normal Person: "What a pussy."
by Throbbin PNess May 26, 2008
Get the Post-Election Selection Trauma mug.Using a crash cart to deliberately induce the expulsion of genital body fluids from a fresh corpse. This is typically done when one does not have a munging partner and instead must resort to his/her own devices. Commonly carried out by medical students and EMTs, who have access to both crash carts and fresh corpses.
Man, I just got done with my midterm physiology exams, I think I'm going to go for an Electric Mung tonight.
by mungolian October 1, 2007
Get the electric mung mug.Someone who gets sexual pleasure from direct electrical stimulation (e-stim) of their erogenous zones.
Bob and Lisa were such electrosexuals that they had e-stim units from PES, Folsom Electric, and Rimba and boxes of different electrodes and violet wands.
by Cock Shocker September 22, 2009
Get the electrosexual mug.The food that you would wanna eat before you were sent to the electric chair to be killed, meaning the best food you've ever had and the food you would like to die with.
by JESUS1207109347120 November 29, 2010
Get the Electric chair food mug.This means Electric Execution, Electrocuting Execution or Electrocuted Execution, which means an execution by use of electricity, electromagnetic weapons, or lightning. It's usually done by electricity of high voltage so there's very little pain involved, since the receiver dies quickly from this depending on which method is used to do this legal action.
This method can originate to the mythological god of thunder, Thor, as long as he is called to do this legal action at the time. This is barely used nowadays, but it has been done.
Usually is done by either electricity itself or an electromagnetic weapon, but if used by lightning the receiver is usually brought somewhere where it hits like a lightning rod, or another electrical source to draw the lightning towards it. Lightning is the most rare use of this method. Despite this method being used very rarely anyway. Most cases use only electricity. Very rarely the use of the weapon or lightning.
It's very illegal in the US to do this method as well as being illegal in this decade in most places and in the last century.
This method can originate to the mythological god of thunder, Thor, as long as he is called to do this legal action at the time. This is barely used nowadays, but it has been done.
Usually is done by either electricity itself or an electromagnetic weapon, but if used by lightning the receiver is usually brought somewhere where it hits like a lightning rod, or another electrical source to draw the lightning towards it. Lightning is the most rare use of this method. Despite this method being used very rarely anyway. Most cases use only electricity. Very rarely the use of the weapon or lightning.
It's very illegal in the US to do this method as well as being illegal in this decade in most places and in the last century.
High Council Member: We hath to perform the elecution on this case. I'm sorry to have to have thy sentenced to this, but it shall be done. We must summon Master Thor to the area, have the receiver meet him immediately.
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Tanor: Jeez, I have to perform the elecution on this villain? Just because I am able to perform lightning attacks? Well, I guess I'm doing Thor's job since he's not around in this era and time, not that he was real or not. Oh well, let's get this over with...sorry to do this to you. But, as my orders are, I have to.
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Tanor: Jeez, I have to perform the elecution on this villain? Just because I am able to perform lightning attacks? Well, I guess I'm doing Thor's job since he's not around in this era and time, not that he was real or not. Oh well, let's get this over with...sorry to do this to you. But, as my orders are, I have to.
by Tanor Faux December 4, 2010
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