a $200 tight jeans wearing, Vintage Nike dunks loving Dork, who only listens to Vice magazine approved "underground" bands that he's told to think is cool. A hipster douche can often times be found wearing his little sisters T-shirts and watching DVD's of The O.C, cause its "IRONIC" (Also known as an HD)
(GUY) - so what are you up to this weekend
(HD) - uuuggghhh, well i just picked up the season 3 box set of the O.C. , so I'll probably watch that with my girl, than check out the catpower show, theyre awesome!
(GUY) - Oh catpower?, what do they sound like
(HD) - don't know never heard them but they got a 7 out of 10 in VIce
(GUY)- Man, what a hipster douche
(HD) - uuuggghhh, well i just picked up the season 3 box set of the O.C. , so I'll probably watch that with my girl, than check out the catpower show, theyre awesome!
(GUY) - Oh catpower?, what do they sound like
(HD) - don't know never heard them but they got a 7 out of 10 in VIce
(GUY)- Man, what a hipster douche
by Alec sparx December 12, 2006
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It consists of a tuft of hair left unshaven just under the lower lip, upper lip and chin are clean shaven.
Sported with and without sideburns of varying ludicrous lengths.
It consists of a tuft of hair left unshaven just under the lower lip, upper lip and chin are clean shaven.
Sported with and without sideburns of varying ludicrous lengths.
"Nice suit, but unless this job interview is at a comic shop you probably want to go back in the bathroom and shave off that douche tag."
by Phineas T April 9, 2009
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Get the douche-nozzle mug."I bet that clown-shoes fucker thinks his douche-mobile is hot shit. I hope it rolls on the freeway."
by chuchunesmi August 5, 2009
Get the douche-mobile mug."Seriously, my last John just cried about some old movie for twenty minutes; I had to charge him a douche tax."
"This fucking guy just wanted me to watch him jack off in the mirror, he paid the double douche tax."
"This fucking guy just wanted me to watch him jack off in the mirror, he paid the double douche tax."
by in_a_days May 29, 2009
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by mB-MaterialBITCH October 8, 2009
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In reality he is thought of as a fraud, liar, and general idiot.
In reality he is thought of as a fraud, liar, and general idiot.
Hey Joe, who are your running backs? "Adrian Peterson and Chris Johnson." Now you are thinking WTF? Hey Joe that's great pal, who are your receivers? "Andre Johnson and Larry Fitzgerald." Now you are thinking this guy is a liar. Finally, Hey Joe, who is your QB? "Drew Brees". Now you think...that's it, I'm done. This guy is a "Fantasy Douche."
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