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dirty dicking 

The act of rubbing your dick, preferably when dirty, over an item, preferably food, that does not belong to you when the rightful owner isn't looking.

Ideally, after the act of dirty dicking someone's food, you wait for the unsuspecting victim to eat said food.
I was dirty dicking Caleb's burritos he left in the microwave earlier, hopefully he'll eat them.
dirty dicking by Necro-File January 8, 2006
Identical to dogging apart from the fact it takes place on a water vessel.

dogging carping piking
As Carrie stepped upon the Coronenberg, she knew she about to have the ducking experience of a lifetime...
Ducking by Razzle August 21, 2004
The carrying out of this extreme natural event is so rare only a few people on the entire planet have had the opportunity to witness its sheer brutal capacity. 'Ducking' Involves that of two ducks going about their daily business, however don't be fooled by the calm and reserved persona of these creatures, as deep within they posses a deep desire to cause pain and misery for that of their own species... When 'ducking' occurs, a male duck grabs the female violently around the neck pulling it into its own control, then submerges the female duck into the murky water beneath in a terrifying vortex of power. The fighting couple re-surface meters from where they entered, and at this point the male duck jumps on top of the shell shocked female duck, engaging in violent and painful humping actions, which can only be described as horrifying. After a few seconds the male duck jumps off and flees to avoid the wrath of an angry hormonal female duck after enduring been 'ducked' and brutally attacked. Just a few minutes after this terrible ordeal the ducks retreat to eating bread and generally floating around aimlessly... The ability of these innocent ducks to cause so much pain illustrates that of sheer beasts , of which should be approached with extreme caution. Overall ducks remain a un-harmful species but must be approached with caution.... Didn't think duck rape was possible?... It is now!
Ducking is a serious cause of over population
Ducking by BButcher555 April 21, 2011
verb. - The act shitting in an office trash can while in the office.
Bill: Where's Phil?

Joe: He went to take a shit.
Bill: Isnt the bathroom out of order?
Joe: Yeah....I think he is donking.
Bill & Joe (LOL)
Donking by The Colored Court July 14, 2011
1- messing around

2- trying to have sex with everyone while being provocative with your dick.
1- Kyle is always dicking around.

2- I really wish Kyle would stop dicking everyone in the room.
dicking by lil soccer mommy October 17, 2019

Dicking tears

its when you cry while sucking a dick because its too good
Dicking tears by Malshiggy October 1, 2020