Dock Ho’s

Moderately attractive to average women who congrate on the marina docs in hopes of receiving a free ride on some douche bag’s boat. Most often found in the northern Great Lakes, the Macomb County shorelines and the Chicago area, they tend to act interested in the prospect of sex only to gain access to the boat. Once sail has been set, they drink all your booze and refuse to fuck you.

Scott: DAVE, THESE DUMBASS DOCK HO’S JUST DRANK YOUR LAST BEER!!!!

Dave: THATS IT. GET YOUR FUCKING TITS OUT, CUNTS ON OUR DICKS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU ARE SWIMMING HOME.

by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020

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Dock head

A term of endearment and a way of blagging it if your predictive text has spelt dick head wrong

Morning dock head

by Towertom781 March 28, 2021

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Double docking

An uncircumcised man pulls back his foreskin then docks with another uncircumcised man. The first man layers his foreskin over the the second mans dock and the act is complete.

I caught Robin and Jarvis Double Docking each other yesterday.

by Swassle sause July 7, 2021

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Kvin lice bog dock

Kevin like big dick

Kevins friend "Yo kevin Kvin lice bog dock"
Kevin " gang shit"

by KepTai June 27, 2020

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Docking procedure

When you punch someone in the stomach then run behind them to fuck their asshole . It may include elbow deep fisting .

When in prison watch out for the guys wanting to show you their docking procedure

by Dr.FistHer February 3, 2024

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The Dry Dock

The act of turning off the water to a toilet, then flushing the water out of bowl and tank. After this is accomplished, take you poop in said dry commode.

I did the Dry Dock to that bitch Tami before I left her house. It's going to take a jackhammer to get that shit off the bowl!

by The cocks December 12, 2019

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