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artificial deadline

A random deadline to complete a task, which has no real world consequences. For example, your office sets Monday as the deadline on all canned food donations for charity , but the box just sits there until Friday, which is the actual day they planned on taking it to the food bank.
"Hey bro, did you get your weekly report done for the big boss? He needs it today!"

"Naaah, it's only Wednesday. Wednesday's an artificial deadline, because he doesn't even send those reports to corporate for another week."
by Mr. Bill III October 15, 2016
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Hug dealer

The one person that will ALWAYS give you a hug no matter what
Can i get a hug

*gets hug*

Damn you are my hug dealer
by Kirion namata September 12, 2016
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Red Dead Depression

The sadness or depression felt after finishing Red Dead Redemption 1 and 2
“Dude, I just finished playing Red Dead Redemption 2”.
“Yeah? Did you like it?”
I don’t know...I just...don’t know. I think I’m gonna go sleep for a while.”
“Dude, it sounds like you got Red Dead Depression!”
by Chubcat February 24, 2021
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Balsac The Jaws Of Death

The guitarist for the Shock rock Group GWAR (played by mike derks) Balsac has a mask that is of a Bear Trap going across his face and uses a Gibson Explorer....he also holds the record for the amount of gwar CD covers hes been on (on the beyond hell CD it just shows the balsac head) and (to me) has the coolest mask in Gwar
I am A huge fan of Gwar yet my favorite mask is on Balsac The Jaws Of Death
by GwarSlave496 April 3, 2009
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find your death star

Find a single totally bad-ass thing to accomplish that will live on forever.

this expression refers to Luke Skywalker destroying the death star, one of his most bad-ass accomplishments.
guy 1: "I work hard every day, but never seem to feel any sense of fulfillment."

guy 2: "dude, you gotta find your death star."
by one of the wise ones November 13, 2010
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Donald’s Dead Friends Society

A growing club of sorts that will probably be quite large by the end of 45’s presidency.
Poor doomed Jeffrey; he knew he would go down in history as one of the first widely publicized members of Donald’s Dead Friends Society.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019
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knock em dead

to do amazing and make people super impressed >:3
"Knock em dead darling (・ω<)☆" Mettaton winked at Frisk.
by im_temmie September 24, 2019
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