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Bro no Hoe Date

A casual, non-homosexual get together of two people of the male gender in which they participate in activities without the presence of people of the female gender to impede on their fun
"Dude, Jay... I'm excited for our bro no hoe date this weekend. We can relax and be ourselves without having to worry about girls."
"Yeah Tom... forget girls..."
by Thomas Chard November 17, 2007
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facebook date

v:
To change your relationship status to a person of your choice, with their consent of course, so that you are in a relationship with them. Commonly used between friends, and said relationship is only confined to facebook and does not actually exist in real life.
Ashley: hey kel, wanna facebook date?

Kelley: yeah sure!

Ashley: *Ashley is now in a relationship with Kelley*

Ashley: so... when do you want to get married?
by ae123456 November 11, 2009
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Couch Date

Having a man or woman over to the house under the guise of a "Movie Night" or "Cook you dinner" scenario but the real 'Date' usually consists of commitment-free sex after consuming alcohol while 'Relaxing' on a couch. Often referenced by online daters as such when meeting a new person for the first time at ones home rather than public forum.
"Hey Brian, wannna hit the bar and watch the game after work?"

"Man, I wish I could but I got a couch date tonight"

"That new chick from POF that you started talking to yesterday?"

"Yea... That reminds me, I need to buy condoms and Bacardi"
by CulDeSacGroup November 12, 2011
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Blind Date

1.When a friend tries to set you up with an ugly guy friend or female friend of theirs that is ,desperateinsecure,a person that one can walk all over since he/she is way too nice, creepy,boring,lonely,obsessedloser with no life.

2.A big hint that the other person really unattractive is when you friend mentions, "Oh he's/she's really nice."

3. They think it's "cute" to try to set you up when you're content with being single. They think they know what's best for you, but in reality they have very poor taste in guys/girls.
1. Vanessa: "I have a guy friend that's single, just like you."

Jane: "I'm not interested in going on a blind date with Clifford."

2. Vanessa: "He's really nice."

Jane *Thinks to herself, this dude is probably a dog, and has no life, and Jane follows her instincts and is right.* "Like I said before, I'm not interested."

3. Jane: "What's your damn problem with me being single?"

"I don't want to be set up because I have my own free will and I know what I like and don't like in a guy."

Vanessa: "Oh, I was just having fun."

Jane: *In an angry voice* "Fun, really?"

"Wow, you're a stupid bitch."

Vanessa: "But I..."

Jane: "Cut the crap, I'm happy being single and nor do I WANT or NEED you're help getting a boyfriend."

Jane: "I like being single, besides you have poor taste in men, anyways."

Vanessa: "But I...."

Jane: "This conversation is over, so be on your way before you piss me off even more."

Vanessa *Leaves and cries like a baby because Jane put her stupid ass in place.*

Jane * Is in a better mood for standing up for herself and for other single people who enjoy being single. Refuses to be "set up" with some desperate loser guy with no life.*
by Vero Marie June 2, 2010
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Penta-date

When a almost-dating couple drags three of their friends to "hang out", which really means the three non-dating friends get to just sit and watch the couple deep in conversation with eachother.

Other activities can be long hours at a bookstore, and being serenaded at a park by musical homeless (but talented) men. The two have their date on the backs of three poor, bored to death friends, equalling 5(pent)people.

Tridate, aka thrid wheel, also sucks, as well as quada-date.
"hey Brit and Brad, i am so sick of hanging at this bookstore for 3 hours while Mark and Marsha discuss the meaning of Neo-commercialism in the post-pseudo-elitist world. I feel like i am on a penta-date"- Shayna
by ShawnaM April 20, 2007
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Guerilla date

when someone purposely extends the length of a cooperative task with a girl or guy they like in order to turn it in to a date
Hey that guy totally turned that trip to the grocery store with Michelle in to a guerilla date.
by Fughettaboutit April 6, 2010
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polish date

A date in which a girl goes out with a Polish-American guy with a muscular body and a huge dick.
Most girls who know what's good for them can't wait for a polish date.
by biggdawgg August 20, 2009
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