dashboarding

a form of female masturbation that takes place while she's driving her own car. effectively, she steers the wheel with her legs (which are propped up on the dashboard) thus leaving her hands free to wander...

...and so, on our way to H-town, we looked over and saw that she was masturbating! She was totally dashboarding it!

by Iceman2480 August 7, 2007

dashboard confessional

very cool until the establishment turned them into merchandise.

Pillow cases adorned with C.C.'s face, embroidered DC wallets, and other such nonsense.

by akk November 27, 2003

shit and dash

To go into a restaurant, museum, store, someones house, zoo, aquarium, or other public place, take a shit, and walk out with out paying.

Person 1: I have to shit.
Person 2: Lets go in this restaurant.
Person 1: We cant go in there I dont have money for food.
Person 2: Dont worry about it just shit and dash.
Person 1: Good idea.

by billabongbabe13 August 8, 2011

dash and smash

To leave your friends (four horsemen) for a made up excuse to smash girls

You dash and smash us again brah?

by ap1590 August 8, 2017

Dashboard Confessional

An emo band which is largely listened to by spoiled rich kids who live very pampered lives, in the hopes that it makes them appear to be deep and thoughtful. Also, it turns guys into large vaginas, due to their liking it to impress their girlfriends.

Dashboard Confessionals suck, do you really need an example?

by Someone who likes good music July 3, 2006

dash

i nice funny looking person who has long side burns.

also meaning someone who likes to get fucked hard in the ass,

someone who likes to make sweet luvin to san francisco gay dudes at his school in san francisco

it sure is easy to make fun of that retard dash

by dash cuev September 25, 2007

dashboard confessional

pussies who cry and whine about their girlfriend dumping them and not getting any pussy

music isn't muysic unless its fueled by pussified fags on estrogen

by dyke November 9, 2004