by TittyMcbitty June 16, 2018
Get the Dad Bants mug.A distinctly masculine and unusually greasy fart produced by a mature man around 25 or older. Defining characteristics include never sounding "squeaky" or "airy" smelling strongly of Eggs, Cabbage, or Dairy and lingering for an bafflingly long time.
The sound usually depends on the length of the release with shorter ones sounding like a greasy pop with longer ones "changing gears" until the very end of the release wherev the pitch fluctuates up and down wildly.
The sound usually depends on the length of the release with shorter ones sounding like a greasy pop with longer ones "changing gears" until the very end of the release wherev the pitch fluctuates up and down wildly.
Chris: Did you finish the game?
Jordan: Yeah but it was wack
Chris: Wym?
Jordan: It was all good until Uncle Reggie let out a Dad Fart in the middle of the court.
Chris: And...?
Jordan: I kid you not it lingered for over 10 minutes and smelled like... Death.
Chris: C'mon Reg!
Jordan: Yeah but it was wack
Chris: Wym?
Jordan: It was all good until Uncle Reggie let out a Dad Fart in the middle of the court.
Chris: And...?
Jordan: I kid you not it lingered for over 10 minutes and smelled like... Death.
Chris: C'mon Reg!
by DanChill94 July 14, 2022
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Situation: You've just had a hair cut.
Dad Joke: What happened to you son? Had a run-in with a lawn mower?!
Dad Joke: What happened to you son? Had a run-in with a lawn mower?!
by Bunny January 20, 2004
Get the Dad Joke mug.(v.) to eat other people's leftovers after having your own meal, by embodying the spirit of a paternal figure and eating more food than you normally would to avoid wasting said food.
This behavior is most often displayed by a dad at a restaurant when other family members have food left on their plate, but also extends to the average weeknight dinner table, snacks, ingredients for a meal, or beverages. This behavior is not solely limited to dads either, and may be exhibited by any person regardless of gender, orientation, or current number of children.
This behavior is most often displayed by a dad at a restaurant when other family members have food left on their plate, but also extends to the average weeknight dinner table, snacks, ingredients for a meal, or beverages. This behavior is not solely limited to dads either, and may be exhibited by any person regardless of gender, orientation, or current number of children.
a) "I'm going to dad up on this leftover bolognese."
b) "We've run out of taco shells, so it's time to dad up and eat this extra taco meat and shredded lettuce."
c) "I can't finish my beer. Do you want to dad up on it?" "Sure, but let me finish mine first."
b) "We've run out of taco shells, so it's time to dad up and eat this extra taco meat and shredded lettuce."
c) "I can't finish my beer. Do you want to dad up on it?" "Sure, but let me finish mine first."
by iced_vovo_hmasscdbb October 21, 2018
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Me: Oh my god my dad has the worst sense of humor he is literally the king of dad humor
Me: Oh my god my dad has the worst sense of humor he is literally the king of dad humor
by mhmuss February 16, 2014
Get the Dad humor mug.A term used primarily by video game communities to describe a highest rank or achievement attainable by someone with familial responsibilities, usually in a given time period.
"Even with working overtime and the kids getting sick, I still had time to hit dad legend this month."
by MrBlanston September 19, 2017
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