sleep crank

To masturbate while sleeping. As pioneered by the BDF in Coffs Harbour 2006.

I woke up in the mille of the night to hear the BDF sleep cranking!

by Shane Bridges September 15, 2006

Reverse crank call

Answering a phone call from a known telemarketer with expletives and yelling.

Answering phone call: "THIS BETTER BE GOOD, JERKY!"
Known telemarketer on phone: "may I speak to Joe? I have important information for him"
Reverse crank call: "NO! ARE YOU HIGH OR JUST STUPID? I AM INCLINED TOWARD THE LATTER, JERKY! AND STOP CALLING ME!"
hang up

by el burro June 23, 2012

crank

Cheap meth useually made in someone's bacement.

Hey, you know where i can score some crank?

by Justin June 11, 2006

crankshaft

A heterosexual "sex move/position" similar to 69 except where the male, on the bottom, normally would eat out the pussy of the female, he instead inserts an eggbeater(wire wisk) into the pussy and proceeds to crank it to the delight of his partner.

Alan tried this great new move on his gf. He called it the "crankshaft."

by give me thumbs up January 4, 2005

crank

To punch someone extremely hard

Ko cranked that dude so hard he went down in one hit!

by EmperorKO June 11, 2006

crank

appendage

are you yanking my crank?

by Bernie June 11, 2006

crank that soulja boy

To suck a male off until orgasm. This act normally takes place between two males.

Pete: Hey guy your cute.
Steve: Oh am I?hehe
Pete: Yeah I would crank that soulja boy on you.
Steve: Whats that?
Pete: *drops on knees instantly* Pull your pants down and I'll show you.

by BreezyWeezy69 December 17, 2008