Crotch Crescent

The piece of fabric that gets stuck in the lips of the vagina when a woman has camel toe.

-OMG! Did you see that camel toe?
-Yeah she's baking herself a crotch crescent!

by ambiguouslygayduo October 25, 2009

Crotch Fondling

1;When you "fondle" with someones crotch area.
2;Putting your hand down someones pants and feeling up their privates.

Can also mean when you give someone a handjob, or gentle stroking of the vagina

"Oh hey, I heard Richie M did some crotch fondling with Megan after they got really drunk last night"

by Godlypronouns December 24, 2009

Crotch Holster

When you use your crotch to hold anything.

Driver:Dude im driving and there aren't anymore cup holders!
Shotgun:Just use your crotch holster!

by Strat Daddy July 8, 2009

crotch beard

Another term for male pubic hair.

Jim couldn't find his balls because of his crotch beard.

by Sjman March 6, 2009

crotch-corn

Crotch-corn is the bucket of popcorn that one of the male species will buy at the movie theater in order to place it in his lap right above the crotch area, therefore requiring his female to reach into the bucket, making it look as if he is getting quote/unquote "action" on the first date.

Friend #1 at the movies: "Yo dude is that Ned over there scorin' some crotch-corn?"

Friend #2 at the movies: "Definitely scorin' some crotch-corn. I would too if I had a hot date like that. Damn!"

Friend #1 at the movies: "Gross dude! That's your mom!"

by windwingaandkelso November 18, 2009

Crotch Yourself

To get hit in the crotch, to fall on your crotch, to generally cause pains in the crotch area by a clumsy maneuver. Can be used to refer to both sexes.

You are going to crotch yourself by doing that

by Urban Wordie May 31, 2010

Cotton Crotch

A dry snatch.

Some chick that gets so stoned that her cotton-mouth extends to her cunt. This is observed during an attempt at sex that wasn't meant to be.

I was so horny after we smoked , but my cotton crotch was a real cock blocker!

by ThatGurl07 December 26, 2010