Crotch Holster

When you use your crotch to hold anything.

Driver:Dude im driving and there aren't anymore cup holders!
Shotgun:Just use your crotch holster!

by Strat Daddy July 8, 2009

Crotch Lover

lover of the crotch. sexual term

Yogz loves the crotch... he is a crotch lover.

by C. L November 15, 2004

Cotton Crotch

A dry snatch.

Some chick that gets so stoned that her cotton-mouth extends to her cunt. This is observed during an attempt at sex that wasn't meant to be.

I was so horny after we smoked , but my cotton crotch was a real cock blocker!

by ThatGurl07 December 26, 2010

Crotch Yourself

To get hit in the crotch, to fall on your crotch, to generally cause pains in the crotch area by a clumsy maneuver. Can be used to refer to both sexes.

You are going to crotch yourself by doing that

by Urban Wordie May 31, 2010

Crotch Crescent

The piece of fabric that gets stuck in the lips of the vagina when a woman has camel toe.

-OMG! Did you see that camel toe?
-Yeah she's baking herself a crotch crescent!

by ambiguouslygayduo October 25, 2009

Crotch Dusting

The act of lining up and pressing the anus up with the opening of the vagina and passing gas. The Gas enters the vagina as a fart but exits as a quiff.

Guy 1 - "I got away with crotch dusting some broad last night.."
Guy 2 - "Diiiiiirty"

by nineninenine January 13, 2010

crotch beard

Another term for male pubic hair.

Jim couldn't find his balls because of his crotch beard.

by Sjman March 6, 2009