Crotch Holster

When you use your crotch to hold anything.

Driver:Dude im driving and there aren't anymore cup holders!
Shotgun:Just use your crotch holster!

by Strat Daddy July 08, 2009

Crotch Fondling

1;When you "fondle" with someones crotch area.
2;Putting your hand down someones pants and feeling up their privates.

Can also mean when you give someone a handjob, or gentle stroking of the vagina

"Oh hey, I heard Richie M did some crotch fondling with Megan after they got really drunk last night"

by Godlypronouns December 24, 2009

crotch hug

(v.) giving someone a hug in their crotch area OR hugging someone with your crotch.

joe: you want to crotch hug him, what if he gets a boner?
john: what if i get a boner?

by themoonandthesea February 27, 2010

Crotch Crescent

The piece of fabric that gets stuck in the lips of the vagina when a woman has camel toe.

-OMG! Did you see that camel toe?
-Yeah she's baking herself a crotch crescent!

by ambiguouslygayduo October 25, 2009

Crotch Dusting

The act of lining up and pressing the anus up with the opening of the vagina and passing gas. The Gas enters the vagina as a fart but exits as a quiff.

Guy 1 - "I got away with crotch dusting some broad last night.."
Guy 2 - "Diiiiiirty"

by nineninenine January 13, 2010

Crotch Lover

lover of the crotch. sexual term

Yogz loves the crotch... he is a crotch lover.

by C. L November 15, 2004

Cotton Crotch

A dry snatch.

Some chick that gets so stoned that her cotton-mouth extends to her cunt. This is observed during an attempt at sex that wasn't meant to be.

I was so horny after we smoked , but my cotton crotch was a real cock blocker!

by ThatGurl07 December 26, 2010