pussy buzzard

{poos-ee buhz-erd} (noun): a leering incubus, mistakenly perceived by his peers as a trusted wingman and confidante, the pussy buzzard successively and successfully preys on bar flies and fellatious women who are almost exclusively prior conquests of his peers. The name comes from his circling like a vulture around the easy-pickings leftovers immediately surrounding him. Common mating call, accompanied by flapping outstretched arms like wings: "Ssssskkaaaawwwww! Ssssskkaaaawwwww!"

Ryan: "Hey, I heard Drew banged out another haggard skank last night."

Josh: "Yeah, and now he's skeezing on your ex! Put a skirt on a pencil sharpener and he'd try to fuck that, too. That fucking pussy buzzard will take whatever will lie still long enough. Oh shit, here he comes --

Both: "Ssssskkaaaawwwww! Ssssskkaaaawwwww!"

by PNShD August 14, 2009

Buzzlegums

When someone with dentures, takes out those dentures and gives you a blow job.

Man, I was with this girl last night and she gave me the Buzzlegums!

by Bobbikis December 21, 2008

buzzcreep

To view someones public profile on Google Buzz in order to find information about this person, without this person knowing.

Dude, did you see that new girls photos? Yeah dude, I was totally buzzcreeping her last night.

hey dude, did you know that girl Kelly? Well, i dont know her, so i was gonna buzzcreep her, see whats goin down.

by chunkdude February 13, 2010

buzztard

Someone who uses a lot of buzzwords to make them self sound like a leader in a field when really they have little or nothing to actually do with anything they talk about. Consultants and Marketers usually fall into this field but sometimes there are people who should know better who become this as well.

Marketing Consultant : Twitter is the world's largest bridging social-capital group in the recorded history of our species making it an evolutionary game changer. We can help synergize your existing innovations with thought leaders around the globe through our cloud based SaaS application that will guarantee a significant increase in your revenue.

Potential Customer : Wow, if I knew you were such a buzztard I would have locked the door before you arrived.

by ripsup December 22, 2010

Buzzturd

One who lives his or her life based upon the advice of online lists and other online lifestyle pieces authored by writers on websites such as (but not limited to) elitedaily.com, buzzfeed.com, and thoughtcatalog.com.

Jimmy: Did you see that Rhonda decided to travel to Spain instead of getting a real job?

Lester: Yeah. Not sure why she did that. She just graduated from an expensive four-year college. She had hardly any money.

Jimmy: She spent her last $1200 on the trip. Classic buzzturd.

by FuzzyDunlop99 October 19, 2014

buzzler

an individual who adds fun, intriguing character to the atmosphere of a street or space.

look at all these buzzlers buzzling around down there.

by Buzzy the buzzler June 6, 2020

Sleep Buzzed

The state of being where drowsiness begins to infringe on your good judgement.

Natalia probably could have made it home last night, but I didn't let her since friends don't let friends drive sleep buzzed.

by B.E. July 21, 2009