Bleshlur

When your stomach is fucked or a situation is fucked

That milk Bleshlured my stomach.

by Bleshlur November 17, 2019

bless me a burn

Can I have a cigarette.
Give me a fag.

“Hey Callia bless me a burn”

by Goergeezraxx November 11, 2019

Blessious

Majestic bearded Man enjoys tacos and worships Harambe as a Deity also fond of Big Chungus. However he is mostly known for his small bladder and not wiping his butt

Blessious Why no D2 Weird Champ

by Frudentag January 22, 2020

Blesh

Meaning bless.

“Blesh you!”
“Why the hecc are you saying blesh instead of bless?”

by A literal cat April 3, 2021

blestrond

Funny tiktoker/YouTuber

When the Blestrond after you the.

by blestrond May 16, 2021

Blestie

Not a compliment. Short for a Bless Your Heart kind of Bestie, someone that you think very little of

Oh Blestie, your Google search while on the toilet does not trump my team's years of research.

by SmartassNorthsiderChicagoan July 4, 2021

Blessing His Phone

To Send Nudes to a man, Consent or not, You just Blessed His phone.

Tyrone- Hey Steve what happened??
Steve- Oh yeah sorry, My girl just Blessed My Phone bro
*steves gf tiffany just sent him a boob pic, therefore Blessing His Phone*

by dirty_hotwheels August 25, 2021