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Bear With Wide Cave 

This dangerous and reckless creature is so horrifyingly grotesque it could scare away the most disgusting and perverse creatures. In the indiginous forests of Fairfax and Centreville areas and possibly Manassas on an off evening this creature resides. It carries various diseases 77 and a half to be exact. It has large floppy arms, a good amount of piercings, a ridicously hideous nose, and giant hip bones. We fear this creature round these parts. You never know when it could appear...you could be at a friends house having a bon fire in his woods out back and all the sudden it just disrupts and disgruntles everyone. We run for fear that we might catch a sometimes fatal disease..like pistols.
Person1:: Hey dude, whats up?
Person2:: Nothing dog.
Person3:: Oh damnnnn it's Bear With Wide Cave!!!!
*Everyone goes indoors*
Bear With Wide Cave by Kim Ginaaa February 26, 2009
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Bear and Coke 

Southend-on-sea's, world famous double act! Well known for their antics and even have a drink named after them in local establishments!
Woman: "WOW, did you see those two"?
Bartender: "Yeah that's Bear and Coke"!
Woman: "Like the drink"?
Bartender: "The drinks named after them".
Woman: "Give me a pitcher then."
Bear and Coke by Mr.Swishy October 20, 2009

bear hunt 

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Come on Aaron, lets go on a bear hunt in those woods.
bear hunt by Joseph Sherlock January 7, 2008

Bear slayer 

A guy that is having sex with a girl who is being very loud. Sounds are said to resemble a man slaying a bear.
Did you hear what was going on in his room last night... yeah, how could you not. That guy is a bear slayer.
Bear slayer by bishop2 July 20, 2011

Bear Claw 

lare pussy lips that can be seen when a chick is wearing extremly tight pair of pants.
Check out the bear claw on that fine ass hoe!
Bear Claw by daniel federle May 6, 2003

Bear Pits 

armpits that smell like a bear, esp. in the morning after a night devoid of deodorant
"God, Michael, what bear pits you have this morning!"
Bear Pits by lovely woodnymph February 26, 2008