Skip to main content

Automatic Yes

Dude - Tom asked Linda is she wanted to play Conker, and Linda gave him an automatic yes.

Dude #2 - Totally! Who doesn't love that little drunk squirrel?

Dude - Oh, I meant conkers. You know? Conkers? The game played with two players, each with a conker threaded onto a piece of string: they take turns to strike each other's conker until one breaks.

Dude #2 - Did you just quote a Wikipedia article?

Dude - Yeah...

Dude #2 - What has search overload done to us!?!
by OMGItsJackieChanLOL November 7, 2009
mugGet the Automatic Yes mug.

AutoFloweringSeeds

Cannabis plant that doesn;t need a light schedule.
Lowryder2 and EasyRyder are forms of AutoFloweringSeeds

Exampls found at www.autofloweringseeds.com
by LOWRYDER February 1, 2010
mugGet the AutoFloweringSeeds mug.

autocorrect karma

When you type something into you smart phone that autocorrects into your true feelings.
Text 1 : Hey guys, would you rather spend your holidays
A) boozing with friends or
B) harming out with your family?

Text 2 : My bad, autocorrect karma, should have said "hanging out"
by Gronkage March 24, 2016
mugGet the autocorrect karma mug.

autohoarder

A term describing a person who cannot stop the compulsive buying of cars he does not need.
My neighbor is like a sad and preoccupied king, a neighborhood idol in his own mind, washing and waxing his fleet of metal, glass, rubber, and chrome; he is known as the autohoarder.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 5, 2020
mugGet the autohoarder mug.

autotrump donations

A nickname for the fundraising technique whereas a microscopic pre-checked box in an email solicitation allows the sly and savvy fraudster to legally suck multiple donations out of your bank account within a thirty-day period - unless you uncheck the virtually imperceptible box before submitting your donation.
My dying mother had no idea how generous she was actually being when she made her inadvertent autotrump donations to the trumpian greed machine during her final comatose days!
by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2021
mugGet the autotrump donations mug.

automaton

A tool; a sheep; one who blindly follows trends and majority rule on account of being too stupid and/or insecure to think for themselves and express their own views.
Chris actually had no problem at all with classic literature, but because he was a complete milquetoast automaton, he laughed along anyway with his Sigma Chi brothers at the guy reading Candide at the neighboring table in the library.
by Rob-a-dob August 29, 2007
mugGet the automaton mug.

Automatic Clasitionata

Spongebob: AC. (looks at air conditioning button in ship) That stands for automatic clasitionata, which is fancy fancy talk for let's get this party started!
by Dr Lina P July 18, 2009
mugGet the Automatic Clasitionata mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email