Lying about an inn-gotten "quickie": Impeachable bastard!
Lying about an ill-conceived war: Four more years!
Lying about an ill-conceived war: Four more years!
by Vanishga July 2, 2008
Get the Bill Clintonmug. Alcoholic Beverage dedicated to Uncle Bill from the film "American Movie"
Peppermint Schnapps, Sprite and ice... two great gobs of it.
Peppermint Schnapps, Sprite and ice... two great gobs of it.
Mark: You thirsty? Want something to drink?
Bill: Yeah...schnapps...with sprite, and ice...two great gobs of it.
Mark: Alright, Uncle Bill.
Bill: Yeah...schnapps...with sprite, and ice...two great gobs of it.
Mark: Alright, Uncle Bill.
by jolivas February 16, 2010
Get the Uncle Billmug. by AREZBETHEI September 14, 2020
Get the Bill and Tedmug. by Gru-p December 9, 2022
Get the Bill clintonmug. 
After a child is snatched from the nursery by William Hogchild Monkey, his replacement is always a monkey human hybrid, or a “Bill Monkey.” Telltale signs include but are not limited to the following; a tail (often removed), a hairy back and chest, grunting when food is served, bowel habits that can suffocate mere mortals, and a proclivity for buggery and the TV show Family Guy. Needless to say, bananas are often his favorite food and a desire to pick pimples and nits from his being.
Hey Greg, there is no inheritance for you because you are a Bill Monkey. Go eat a banana and stick a Dick up your red ass you nitpicking bastard!
by His lordship and mr handsome May 4, 2021
Get the Bill Monkeymug. The infamous American former commander-in-chief with such rip-roaring “raging whoremoans” that he possessed an insatiable craving for women’s “equatorial regions”.
Bill Clitton may have felt smugly self-satisfied and derisively-amused about all of his extramarital “triumphs”, but I'm guessing that his wife didn’t find the whole business one bit “Hillary-ous”.
by QuacksO November 8, 2018
Get the Bill Clittonmug.