woobaly

The feeling of incoherence and narcotic disorientation, Or a fun feeling yet unusual and unbalanced experience.

These drugs are making me feel all woobaly....

by ArsHat November 1, 2010

wooly wonka

The act of chewing bubblegum then spitting it into your partners vaginal hairs then eating it out.

man james does the wooly wonka perfectly. My hair hurts

by Ben D. Kowk March 11, 2011

Wooly Mammoth

A very unattractive and fat person. Usually said when the person is thought to be atractive but when you see a picture they are ugly.

Kyle: Hey this hot girl is sending me a picture of her!
Jason: Let me see!
Kyle: Just received it, take a look!
Jason:....She looks like a wooly mammoth!
Kyle: FTW

by AHHH ITS A MAMMOTH April 25, 2011

Woody Towel

A woody towel is the bar rag male bartenders tuck in the front of the britches supposedly for wiping off their hands. In reality it is to cover their "wood" as in "I would love to..." when face to face with a hottie or face to flesh with a pair of mounds more than a mouthful. It conveniently covers the bulge, re-adjustment, as well as subtle massage in an inconspicious manner under the guise of wiping one's hands.

With the nipples pressing to escape the fabric in front of the bartender's eyes, the bar rag in the back pocket was subtley switched to the front, thus becoming a woody towel.

by BigRedBeast May 13, 2011

Woody on

adi + woody =<3

woody has a woody on

by 2eh fgsdh,igjldsftgjmemjnrw hg May 18, 2011

Woobiesnatcher

Someone who takes a woobie from a baby. Someone who wants to hurt a person who relies on a woobie.

The mean man took a young ladies woobie and was soon called the woobiesnatcher.

by K2012 September 14, 2011

wombye

a magic world only acceseble through the arse of bailey. the worlds only inhabitants are numerouse wizards and bernie and his magic, bowler hat wearing bird-pertunia.

when i was tripping shrooms i felt like i was in wombye flying on pertunia.

by craige the dancing turd January 2, 2012