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whatter

(slur) A person who identifies as 'genderwhat', or unable to understand the concept of gender to to neurodivergance or general stupidity
That person has got to be a whatter, they wouldn't know gender if they were slapped in the face by a hairy ballsack.
by 24601_immastealmorebread March 20, 2025
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Wheatbran

the shorthand name for "T-shaped Silicone Crossdressing Fake Vagina Panties"
Did you bring your wheatbran for the party?
it wouldnt be a good picnic with the boys without the Wheatbran!
by Doc Orion April 12, 2025
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Wettest Willy

After intercourse (male and female) where the man unloads into the woman’s vagina, she takes her pointer finger, scoops out some semen and then wiggles said finger in the man’s ear.
In their post-coitus haze Colby never saw her coming with the Wettest Willy ready on her dripping finger. Colby was never the same after…
by TheWillier February 5, 2026
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Wheat fields

I closed my eyes.
I found you at the door of a white house.
I knew it was a lucid dream.
You took my right hand.
We went inside.
There were different people in the house.
You would stop and talk to each of them,
but our hands never separated,
not even for a moment.
My eyes caught the carpeted stairs.
I was waiting for you to finish talking
so we could go upstairs.
But I woke up.
I was always curious about what was up there.
When I saw the first visions,
another door opened for me.
I sat in meditation,
hoping to see
what awaited at the top of the stairs.
I saw it.
There were more stairs,
suspended in space.
This time, I was alone.
You were at the top of the stairs,
standing beside a door.
I climbed those stairs a thousand times,
but before reaching the top,
I would fall asleep—
because climbing them was deeply soothing.
Finally,
one day,
I reached the top.
I had always thought
that if I opened the door,
a hidden green garden would be behind it.
The door opened.
It was a wheat field,
with a single tree.
maybe the nearest wheat fields
to the stone coastal village
the same place
where we reached peace,
in each other’s arms.
Wheat Fields - Far from home, yet near in dreams
by From Saint Agnes to Egypt February 8, 2026
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Wheat straw spoon

The act of forcefully inserting anything painfully narrow into the urethra, or getting dicked in a way that feels like your piss hole is being industrially sanded. Often mentioned in the same breath as regret, tears, and internal screaming.
“Bro, she went full wheat straw spoon on me… I think my urethra is still drafting a breakup text.”
by LackOfHats February 24, 2026
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wetting the soil while it's being planted

pissing yourself and shitting yourself at the same time
look at him he wet the soil while it's being planted lol!!!
uh oh I'm wetting the soil while it's being planted
by morting September 5, 2025
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Wheat Waffled

To get Wheat Waffled is to have your identity exposed because of your blackpilled beliefs.
Did you hear that’s Rehab Rooms real name got leaked?

Yeah, he got wheat waffled.
by Poiuytrewqwq December 7, 2025
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