Shark Week

If you have a girl who gives blowjobs with a lot of teeth involved, it's that time of the month where blowjobs are all you get because she's on her period.

"Johnny said he's been chewed to pieces by Sally - I guess it must be Shark Week again"

by AGeezy September 14, 2009

maybe next week

Same as "maybe some other time."

"Maybe some other time" is just a little dated. Young, hip women today say "maybe next week."

Guy: Would you like to join me for coffee some time?
Girl: Uh sure.... maybe next week.
Guy: Oh, I see.

by Saint Malo October 10, 2011

National Respect Women Week

Throughout Any week it is now—

!National Respect Women Week!

Men, have made multiple days into holidays where they believe they can do inappropriate acts to women.

For Example—

“National Sucks Dick Day”
Someone believed they could make June 24th into a national day dedicated to sucking men’s dicks.

“National Send Nudes Day”

Someone believes they can make EVERYDAY into a day where women send nudes.

“National Grab Ass Day”

Someone believes they can also make EVERYDAY into a day where they can grab a girls ass and expect them to not be mad about it.

“National Eat Pussy Day”
Again on June 24th someone believes they can make a day to eat out girl.

“National Kiss Your Crush Day”
Someone believed that since they made a post on Urban dictionary they can give everyone permission to kiss their crush without consent on October 22nd.

Of Course Woman made some of these too, but the most LIKED, the most VIEWED, were made by men thirds women.

On this week, or any week you choose, OR ANY/EVERY DAY, disrespect men like they disrespect you.

If a man touches you in a way you don’t like and a way that put disrespect towards you, Do It Back!

Women deserve respect ✊

The beings who give birth ✊
The beings who hold a person inside of them for nine months ✊
The beings who bleed for a week every month ✊

Respect Women ✊

National Respect Women Week

And week you choose
Or and day
Or every day

by UhmHiRespect April 7, 2021

emo week

When a website crashes, usually due to owner neglect. Named after an infamous non-event on popular British web comic Dog Egg, where the writer lost track of episodes during a series of emo related episodes due to be released during 'emo week'. The site spectacularly crashed and has never been fixed properly; Dog Egg even missed his 200th episode anniversary due to this fault.

Dave: Just checked that website and I'm getting php error messages ALL OVER IT.
Simon: Dear dear... All gone a bit emo week, hasn't it?

Mark: Holy christ update your website before it all goes emo week!
Adam: I can't be bothered...

by Rift Wolf December 1, 2006

Best Week Ever

Worst Show Ever. I hate the guy with the gap in his front teeth.

Do you like D-list celebrities and small-time comics who couldn't even sell out the dive bar down the street? Do you like unfunny quips made by people so far under the radar that nobody cares what they think anyway? Do you need a one-stop resource for any and all news about Paris Hilton's week? "Best Week Ever" just might be for you, idiot.

by Squid Wrangler May 3, 2005

dead week

The week before finals at Pepperdine University when Administration tells instructors to have no assignments due, but they assign everything due for that week instead.

Sorry I can't go out tonight, its dead week.

by JES April 18, 2005

Mid-Week Girlfriend

A girl that you only hang out with during the week because the weekends are too busy with parties.

Ya bro I totally hooked up with that chick last night because my girl is only a mid-week girlfriend

by Mighty Arrow April 17, 2010