race walking

Race walking everyone at the track meets thinks its really easy cause you walk but no its one of the hardest events to do but it's funny to watch us racewalkers we take it serious. The reason why it's hard is because you walk a mile and your shins hurt and your throat burn from the air and it's death but fun

Advice - don't eat before your race

"I shouldn't have eaten that food"
"Ahhhhh my shins!!!
" I wonder what my time is?"
"Did I make it"

"Ughhh the dq flags"

"Oo finally it's a nice offical"
" NOOOOO I'm not ready"

"Where are they the officials"

"Omg um running late few I'm not late"
"Uhhhh we have the same number"
" ahhhh I have to go to the bathroom so bad I need to get this race walking done where are the officials"
"Yeah who's ready to race walk"

by Xcrunner2k18 December 16, 2018

The ultimate walking L

Someone that really can’t do anything right and has nothing to live for because he is a bum

The basketball player Jamaine Hawkins Davenport is the ultimate walking L.

by Poop -_- December 27, 2018

Walking on Sunshine

A sexual act where someone urinates on your feet

"oh man she was so dirty last night, totally had me walking on sunshine"

by Kid Grimez November 2, 2011

walking strand of chlamydia

this broad i was seeing last semester but now i don't cuz she's a fuckin whore and i just imagine that she's a giant walking strand of the claps and i don't wanna be around her

fuckin whore needs to quit diving between everyone's legs she meets fuckin...fuck!

by asshole January 21, 2004

Walking out the door

Coming out to someone who does not really aprove of LGBTQ+

Jenna is really worried about walking out the door, incase her mom goes mental!

by ell1985xo January 25, 2019

Sleep walking

A thought process that's similar to sleepwalking... You stare off into space, you mumble, and do random useless crap... All while awake for hours.

Dude, holy balls I so slept walk through the night and day.

Dude you totally sleepwalk?

sleep walking is the shite!

by Jimmyhat Connoisseur September 1, 2014

Walking L

A person who takes the biggest L's in video games and in life

Yo Edwards, you are Walking L because you just got flipped off by a girl for no reason
Every time I versus Kendrick in 2k, he always losing, he a Walking L

by thatboiii.jay April 25, 2017