Blump back whale

A giver of a blumpkin whose weight exceeds 300 pounds.

I'm gonna get a blumpkin from that blump back whale.

by Dr. Blumpstosin December 12, 2009

Tagging Whales

The act of having sex with fat chicks.
Contrary to rule number one.

Joe was so drunk this weekend that he didn't remember tagging whales.

by Joe the Clown Hater October 13, 2009

land whale

An extremely obese woman. More commonly known as a BIG BITCH. Often seen cruising buffet lines or getting smashed by guys who are hard up for some pussy. Much like a real whale, there is a lot of blubber and they secrete grease and oil. They often smell like stale fish although they rarely go in the water.

Hey man, did you see that land whale Mike was messin' with? I told him to watch out, now he went and fucked up and got that bitch pregnant. That's messed up.

by 210 Playa April 15, 2010

Whale

A gambler who has the capacity to win and lose large sums of money in a casino.

Knowing their potential windfall, the casino caters to their whales.

by A-nony August 14, 2012

sewer whale

A peice excrement so large that after the flush the tail is still visible in the shitter.

Dude, after all the booze and early morning waffles i dropped a sewer whale. The plumber should be here any minute. Call the EPA...

by Asa Guy May 15, 2007

Quit While You're Ahead

It's not too late to turn back while you're already in a risky position.

Quit while you're ahead, bring the discussion to a close and move on.

by vivianVORTECKS August 2, 2010

doom whale

A fat goth chick. Doom referencing the morbid outlook that they have on life, and whale referencing the obvious size of them.

"Jesus, would you look at that doom whale in the latex dress? How does that thing not bust?"

by the-wanderer October 16, 2006