wiener work 

A lightweight description of the often increased need for direct and sustained penile stimulation sometimes required in order to have sex as we age.

Hey there, my amazing lover, how about a little wiener work first?

wiener work by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

bunker wiener

1) The deadliest illness of World War I, estimated to have caused up to 40% of all American casualties in the war.

2) Burying, or "bunkering" your wiener inside a woman, usually in the vaginal region.

3) Jerking it into your best friends shoe as an act of revenge, but in the process receiving athlete's foot in your genital region (also known as "crotch rot").

1) "Mark contracted bunker wiener from his great-grandfather that recieved the illness during WWI."

2) "Jon enjoys using his bunker wiener skills with the lovely ladies down the hall."

3) "William decided to play a joke on his room mate and instead recieved an unfortunate case of bunker wiener."
4) "Neil is a bunker wiener!"

bunker wiener by Big Hoot! February 27, 2010

whinertia 

the tendency of someone who's whining to keep complaining about their issues, even after they've passed the point of catharsis. therapists stay in buisness because of this property of human nature.

as soon as she brought up her ex, i could feel the whinertia taking effect.

whinertia by frere ubu January 14, 2008

wedneral 

A wedding/funeral. There are two different definitions.

1. A wedding and a funeral occuring at the exact same time and place.

2. Realizing right after you make your vows you hate the person your getting married to.

1. Carla and Josh are having a wedding, while Jeremy is having a funeral. This is the greatest wedneral ever!

2. Chloe and Kevin Federline just got married...Oh shit, that look on Chloe's face...Looks like this is a wedneral for her!

wedneral by carlaandchloe September 2, 2007

Decent Weinering 

When the results of your sexual encounter leave a girl sightly satisfied, and you're mutually okay with it. She's had better for sure, but your "performance" in the 5-7 minute session somewhat made it worth her time. She won't be telling her friends about it, and that's probably for the best.

"Yeah, we still talk every now and then. I gave her a decent weinering, so we're cool".

Decent Weinering by zhoenixx November 27, 2017

Twinkie Wiener Sandwich 

A snack described in the movie UHF (1989), starring "Weird Al" Yankovic

Dude, I made you a Twinkie Wiener Sandwich to cheer you up.

Twinkie Wiener Sandwich by missa tane January 8, 2006

Weinershitzel 

A dish consisting of a thin slice of a feces patty that is breaded, fried, and garnished.

"In Vienna we had Weinershitzel and beer. I remember - that shit was delicious...literally."

Weinershitzel by Did you get that email I sent? January 30, 2019