dick stuck in a toaster

when somone is acting nonchalantly about a serious situation.

"Man richard has got himself into some serious debt with the canadian mafia, they'll break his legs for sure."
"I kniw, but he doesn't care at all, he's got his dick stuck in a toaster for sure.

by xxxxxxxxxxxlllllxxxxxxxxxxxxxx August 7, 2017

Twattery

verb: The act of being a twat

I'll have no more of this twattery in my classroom

by Ellshizzle/Catty September 30, 2008

flying sister twister

sex position found on page 303 in the Kamasutra. triple 69 with two sisters and a lucky guy/girl.

Me and the olsen sisters did the flying sister twister last night!

by zack December 2, 2004

niple twatter

a special titty twister where u grab the niple with ur left hand and enforce the strength with ur right hand then trip them and while there on the floor sock there niple

i will give u a super niple twatter

by razmatazz May 13, 2005

Toasterhead

Toasterhead is a label. It is used about punk males with heavy underarms (and a body to match!), lots of tattoos, preferrably some piercings and a fairly round facial type. (Goes with the body...)They usually have a good vibe attatched to them, they're not pissed off old punk dudes.

Benji Madden and most of the rest of the guys in Rancids "Fall Back Down" vid are Toasterheads.

by MiaTheCat708 February 2, 2006

Omaha Twister

The act of tapping on someone's scrotum from behind in an upwards, supportive motion or delicately cupping them in one's hand and lifting them up towards the phallic shaft.

Donald gave Wes an Omaha Twister in the shower at the gym.

by Ted Lynn Smith August 1, 2003

anus toaster

1. A person who is extremely stupid and acts that way on a frequent basis.

2. A person who acts like an idiot for no apaprent reason.

1. Man: Haha, I just bought a sweet Huffy bike!
Woman: Huffy's fucking suck, you anus toaster.

2. Man 1: Dude, I totally just jumped off a cliff and broke most of my bones!
Man 2: What the fuck? You're an anus toaster.

by Ally September 29, 2004