twat sandwich

a reference for dykes having intercourse.

they were up all night making a twat sandwich.

twat sandwich by VextingsMan August 15, 2006

Twat Hammock 

A g-String that hammocks a females pretty bits. Quite similar to the banana hammock, except its for a twat.

"Jesus Mikey she had a well smelly twat hammock"
"Sarah have you seen my new twat hammock?"
"Dear Santa, All i want for Christmas is a new silk Twat Hammock"

Twat Hammock by Ross Dynamic June 17, 2008

Twat box 

A dual purpose 'clipboard and filing box' available from most stationers.

Used in a derogatory fashion by those who are either threatened by more organised individuals or who hold a fixed belief from high school that being organised is a decidedly uncool and dorkish.

Two 5 year medical students arrive late for a ward round to scornful wrath of the consultant. The graduate entry medicine student stands attentively taking notes. One 5 year student says to another 'twat box was here half an hour early'

Twat box by worthwords January 6, 2012

Twat Snot 

Gonorrhea or Syphilis

I wouldn't put your Meat Sword in that, I heard she has the Twat Snot.

Twat Snot by AshleyLynne January 15, 2013

twat lips 

1.a person so doucheish that that word does not even even describe them. Hence becoming twat lips
2.The ruffles that surround the pussy resembling cow tongues

Those girls twat lips were so disgusting, i decided to titty fuck her.
{john}you and your wolfmane girlfriend combined DEFINE twat lips.

twat lips by Skrillex May 5, 2006

twat smuggler 

A person who smuggles twat from an original twat pounder, without the original twat pounder finding out.

You nailed her last weekend? Dude, Sam has been pounding that twat for 3 months now, you are a fuckin' twat smuggler, keep it up man.

twat smuggler by A to the Z February 3, 2008

twat jelly 

while a girl is being space docked, the orgasm that occurs results in all the gooey substances lining the vagina to be shot out. In some instances, the man would use the twat jelly as a condiment in a peanut butter sandwich.

NOte: can be used as lubrication for further space docking

When i was shoving my frozen shit into that bitches ass, she shot her twat jelly all over me.

twat jelly by Glennah August 30, 2006