Backhand Touch

The act of touching someone who you have just met with the back your hands so that you do not violate their personal space and come off as a creeper while still initiating casual contact.

Mike: "I was at the bar when Lindsay, the cute girl I met, had a drink spilled on her butt. I used a backhand touch to check how wet it was. She didn't seem like the kind of girl who would respond positively to an ass grab that early."

Gabe: "Very smooth, she totally would have slapped you if you didn't use the backhand touch!"

Backhand Touch by Bromancer20 July 21, 2009

Water Touch 

when your poo-piece touches the water before being released from your anus-hole.

Mandeep: "WOOOO!!"
Sean: What????
Mandeep: I just had a water touch!! The poo is still hanging from my anus!!
Sean: Can I see?
Mandeep: Yes!

Sean: Shall I wipe your ass?
Mandeep: Ok.

Water Touch by Poo Monsterz November 30, 2011

Bro Touch 

1) The act of slightly touching another man's penis with your hand or finger

2) Making bro's feel uncomfertable by grazing his dick with an object.

3) Act of showing love towards a bro

After lunch today, my friend bro touched me when i held the door open for him.


Bro 1: Dude what the hell?!

Bro 2: I'm just trying to show a little bro love

Bro Touch by DJ Dru April 20, 2009

iPod Touch 

The most amazing thing in the world next to the iPhone

you can browse the internet, listen to music, watch videos, view maps (i think) and all while bragging about it to your friends.

iPod nano+iPhone-camera-phone function+robber target=iPod Touch

iPod Touch by iLIKEipods July 3, 2010

Please touch grass 

It’s a phrase you use to attack people for being weirdos that give off the vibe that they barely leave their house. Specially anime fans that are down bad for children when the hot adult characters are right there. Commonly used on TikTok

“Hey did you see the new jujutsu kaisen episode? Megumi is so hot!”

“Please touch grass.”

Please touch grass by nobara February 12, 2021

iPod touch Numbness 

The feeling of heaviness and thickness a device seems to have after you hold the extremely thin iPod touch.

Guy 1: "Dude my SLVRis so fucking thin"
Guy 2: "Yeah, so is my iPod touch."
Guy 1: "Well let me see! Yeah it is."
Guy 2: "Told you!"
Guy 1: "Hold on, I got a call, hello? WTF IS THIS MY PHONE OR A FUCKING BRICK?!?!?!?!?!!!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's the iPod touch Numbness"

iPod touch Numbness by RiiVERB February 27, 2009

Second Hand Testicle Touch 

It's when you leave your hand on your balls for a while then take your hand off of them and touch someone; either shaking their hand, slapping their face, etc. So just like second hand smoke the person on the recieving end of this will be second handedly touching your nuts.

"Dude today Cory really pissed me off, so I had to give him the old Second Hand Testicle Touch!"

Second Hand Testicle Touch by Baldy's Balls November 22, 2005