iPod touch Numbness

The feeling of heaviness and thickness a device seems to have after you hold the extremely thin iPod touch.

Guy 1: "Dude my SLVRis so fucking thin"
Guy 2: "Yeah, so is my iPod touch."
Guy 1: "Well let me see! Yeah it is."
Guy 2: "Told you!"
Guy 1: "Hold on, I got a call, hello? WTF IS THIS MY PHONE OR A FUCKING BRICK?!?!?!?!?!!!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's the iPod touch Numbness"

by RiiVERB February 27, 2009

Second Hand Testicle Touch

It's when you leave your hand on your balls for a while then take your hand off of them and touch someone; either shaking their hand, slapping their face, etc. So just like second hand smoke the person on the recieving end of this will be second handedly touching your nuts.

"Dude today Cory really pissed me off, so I had to give him the old Second Hand Testicle Touch!"

by Baldy's Balls November 22, 2005

knob touch

A game played at concerts, where one positions ones knob to touch the rump of the girl in front of you. Often played in conjuction with wordcheb touch/word.

"Man, that was a good concert. I was in a bit of a knob/cheb touch sandwhich. Very nice."

by Duffman September 28, 2003

No-Touch Lesbians

The female version of a "bromance;" women who have such a close friend relationship that they are basically gay for each other.

Jim: Missy and Jenna are so close!
Ted: Are they lesbians?
Jim: No, they're just super close friends.
Ted: Ah! So they're no-touch lesbians.
Jim: Indeed!

by mskeeter79 January 12, 2012

go touch yourself

1. A make-up for not being able to tell someone to go fuck themselves due to a reason.

2. A way of pointing out a personal problem.

1. Yeah well, go touch yourself.

2. Well why don't you go touch yourself some more like you always do.

by George Buckington January 28, 2006

charmin touch

Anyone who has the knack for working on any project and making it turn out like crap.

Those strategic planners certainly have the Charmin Touch

by Jim Schwartz January 18, 2005

Air Touch

When one makes a fist and raises it up in the air as a sign of friendship to another. Similar to a high-five, Air Touch is a more masculine physical and/or verbal expression.

That was a heavy party last night dude, bare jokes. Air Touch!

by Sal-ee December 30, 2007