(noun): The act of being a tool, or, in other words, ignorantly acting on the behalf of, or behaving a certain way in order to please others at the expense of one's own self-benefit, morals, and/or integrity. This includes acting, talking, and dressing in a certain manner to impress others and/or pretending to be something one isn't.
Tool: Dude, I did everything the cool kids told me to do to be popular, but they still ignore me. What do I do?
Chill Friend: Just keep the toolage to a minimum, and all will be well.
Chill Friend: Just keep the toolage to a minimum, and all will be well.
by Downtown-A-Brown April 9, 2011
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"Sorry Dale, I haven't got time for another Baileys, Elton's waiting at home for a quick round of Poofy Tool"
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A complete idiot, a guillible person, someone who makes incredibly ridiculous mistakes. A generally clumsy and slapstick person.
Toolery: 1. A group of tools. 2. The act of being a tool, "stop this toolery!"
Toolery: 1. A group of tools. 2. The act of being a tool, "stop this toolery!"
Look what you've done, you tool!
There he goes again, acting the tool...
Ignore the foolish tool and lets go
There he goes again, acting the tool...
Ignore the foolish tool and lets go
by hatrickpatrick December 28, 2005
Get the Tool mug.In any physical work environment where workers wear tool belts and occasionally remove them, this phrase is a call to arms (or to re-arm).
by Chris Zizzo September 11, 2008
Get the tool up mug.An EXTREME tool. Such an utterly sad excuse for a human being, that said person is not JUST a toolBAG macdouchenator, but a toolSHED macdouchenator. Personally, I think we should just exterminate them all.
Epic Girl: Dude, Mark is such a toolshed macdouchenator.
Epic Dude: Dude, I know right. He's a MAJOR toolshed macdouchenator.
Epic Dude: Dude, I know right. He's a MAJOR toolshed macdouchenator.
by EpicGirl;D June 13, 2010
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Get the toole mug.1. Someone who has absolutely no clue that he/she is being used for something.
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1. Wow what a Tool shes just using that kid for his friend and he doesn't even know it!
2. "Hey man what are you listening to?" "Oh just some Tool"
2. "Hey man what are you listening to?" "Oh just some Tool"
by papaloki August 3, 2006
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