Barne's Test

Created when a man said he would never sleep with a women and his friend challenged him with the following scenario:
"If she was completely naked, on a bed, with her legs open, screaming "Fuck me, Fuck me" , would you say no?"

This is commonly used when assessing a mates new girlfriend

"Hey mate did you see Lewis' new girlfriend, she's fucking ugly"

"Barne's Test mate?"

"Yeah ok she's alright."

by The one with pie February 26, 2009

finger test

to reach around a salad dodger and if your fingers dont touch take her home (see going ugly early)

i wanted to pull a chick so i employed the two finger test.

by paul johns December 15, 2004

gay test

A girl attractive enough that only a gay guy would not have sex with her.

She isn't the hottest girl in the world, but she is a gay test.

by Justincarl January 28, 2015

Psycho Test

The mandatory three day waiting period between obtaining someone's number and calling them back. So named because obsessive psychopaths categorically fail to pass it.

Kevin: Yo, Chris, you talk to that dime piece you were flirting with over the weekend?

Chris: Naw, man. Still haven't passed the psycho test yet.

by Cosmo October 16, 2008

IG Test

The IG test can be applied in many circumstances, and is used to insult a gullable and stupid hetrosexual. The IG test is something which you ask the target to take. The IG test is always prefixed with the targets initials. The IG test simply stands for "Is Gay"

David Miller:- OMG, i cant get my car to start.
You:- Well did you check the battery?
David Miller:- Huh?, battery? Huh?
You:- Okay well did you do the DMIG test?
David Miller:- DMIG? Huh? Whats DMIG???
<<Pause>>
You:- David Miller Is Gay!

by DMIG October 26, 2011

Animal Testing

The systematic approach to find which farm animal will give you the greatest amount of pleasure. This usually is done by running out to a local farm every night and having sex with a couple of the animals. Animals that kick, bite, remain dry, smell bad, or are too loose can be eliminated in this test.

“After conducting three months of animal testing I have discovered that nothing can replace your mother.”

by Nob April 28, 2004

Test pilot

Short for "A test pilot in a Broom Factory"
Shorthand for a domineering or authoritarian person who want things to go thier way by any means, or not at all.

The new secretary is a test pilot.
This bureaucrat is the chief test pilot.

by Magnificent Mutley October 18, 2008