techenamor

1. enamoration with technology no matter how useless, expensive, or destructive.

Techenamor is to a nerd as sex is to a normal teenage boy!

by ad-92129 August 18, 2011

Technazi

1. One who occupies multiple technologies at one time.
2. To dictate a technology.

1. "Sam's younger sister is a Technazi, as she watches television while she checks her facebook statuses."

2. "Matthew's brother in law 'Technazis his internet when streaming his indie film."

by iResentment May 2, 2012

Technicolor Brownie thunder

A group sex act where the group goes out to eat, then takes a large dose of Ipecac and ex-lax and copulates in a public place.

Joe- "Have you ever done a technicolor brownie thunder?"
Sue-"No..." *backs away slowly*

by Ninomiya June 1, 2012

Technicality invite

1. Wanting to invite a friend to an event and having to invite his/her boyfriend/girlfriend aswel, even if you don't want the significant other there.

2. Inviting somebody to an event when you desperately don't want them there in order to appear like the better person. This usually requires quite a bit of "down-playing".

1. "Arnold was standing right there when I invited Susan to my birthday, total technicality invite"

2. "Why did you invite all of Rodgers friends"

"They we're all 'technicality invites', you know, so it wouldn't be awkward when they show up anyway..."

by Ansel Adams March 7, 2013

technicolor hurl

Vomit when you had your fruit loops

hurl vomit blowing chunks
technicolor hurl

by James the man October 3, 2013

Technical Grade Man

Overestimates attraction women have for him; fancies himself a player without any redeeming qualities; Has no standards.

Will try to use you as a drive-thru fast food sex service and when you tell him "No" he will think you want a relationship.

Desperate for female attention, but quality women will detect the distinct odor of lowered expectation and disappointment.

All Technical Grade Men are cowards, but not all cowards are Technical Grade. The term player is not an accurate substitute for a Technical Grade because a Technical Grade has no game.

Eg. “Sometimes you gotta just bang a Technical Grade Man when you're bored. = No self-esteem, no kiss and tell and your friends won't find out… said nobody ever!”

by Willem Dafoes Junk October 26, 2013

techer twat

When a University of Wyoming student sleeps with multiple Tech students and pretends to hate Tech students.

"Brenda is such a techer twat"

"I know that's like the 8th techer she slept with this week"

by Senior 2012 February 8, 2014