lunch table

A group of your closest of friends that you would put your life on the line for: also shares deepest thoughts and secrets.

Welcome, to "the lunch table".

by Nowitall_K_ July 12, 2016

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Farm to table

When someone poops into your hands and you immediately put the poop in your mouth.

Jessica is coming over later for some farm to table deliciousness.

by Tacojohn666 May 1, 2019

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clean table

When a man ejaculates on to a female, or male's chest and then they rub it around until the chest is shiny like a clean table.

"Dude i totally gave Sally a clean table last night; when it dried she had to scratch the crust off. HAHA!!!

by Incinerator1990 April 28, 2006

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Bacon Table

When you bend someone over and place a box of bacon on their back, and at the same time fuck them in the ass. They are very useful in restaurants when having to cook large quantities of bacon.

Did you see the new waitress? I'd like to use her as my bacon table.

by KingofAlltons June 26, 2010

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Nights of the Round Table are a group of four cadets and my roomie who get together on Friday Nights to play cards in the cadet lounge while I suck their dicks under the table until they've all had cumgasms, and after that they take turns fucking my boy-hole.

The Nights of the Round Table are cumming over later tonight, so I'll get to fill up on cumgasms!

by USAF Cadet October 17, 2020

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Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly on the Table

It is the sensational sensation of a dude who ties a feather to his tongue and licks your dangling balls while you are strapped to the bottom of a table.

Homie: Hey bro wanna play around with our penises?
Homie 2: Yea of course man will you give me a furry balls plopped menacingly on the table?
Homie: omg I'm so fuckin' gay for you right now.

by Lil Uzi Verts dick's in my ass June 1, 2017

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