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Jesse Faden

is the current Director of the Federal Bureau of Control. Jesse isn't the usual sarcastic, quippy girl you used to know. Her appearance is unremarkable and somewhat disheveled, she's pretty humorless, and, at times, her behavior borders on desperate. However Jesse is striking, not just because of her bright red hair and her strong jaw but because she stands with her shoulders squared, feet planted like she’s ready to fight. It is kind of sexy that she has that confidence.
Agents: Director we need help at sector 18!!
Jesse Faden: I will be right there.
by Chatur Singh November 23, 2021
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Jessing-Out

When someone is being incredibly irate over small actions/phrases
“You’re Jessing-Out right now

“ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU CAN’T SPELL ANTI-DISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM
by Gayahhninja March 23, 2023
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Jess Greaves

Likes to stick saucy lettuce to her clothes and will bite you if you don’t give her enough attention.
by shreksthridnipple March 29, 2023
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The Jesse effect

Jesse: average dutch guy's name

Dating app expression for when you have swiped left too many times that when a very average guy shows up you swipe right for him
friend 1: Dude, why aren't you answering this guy?
friend 2: Oh... it must have been the Jesse effect
by nondutchies January 31, 2023
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Jess/Jessie

A group of closeted Gay Christian men who may or may not be married to women. They often plan trips together without their beards.
That man over there is a major Jess/Jessie.
by Thriller Man February 11, 2023
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Jesse Jackson

Whenever someone says an "N" word, Jesse Jackson makes it all okay, then no black person is allowed to be offended.
by Sam is a Dick March 9, 2007
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Jess Hancock

Also short for penis hands.. she just always has a penis in her hand!

Boys fall at her feet for all of her handy work and she has a super great body. She had green/hazel eyes which lure in all of the men. She has a friend called Amy and another one called Jordan. They like hanging out and finding boys for Jess to molester.
by Catface101 May 26, 2013
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