Strateoptimizationergy

A field of study in business that combines strategy, optimization, and synergy.

You need to brush up on your Strateoptimizationergy. Production was down 10% last month.

by Kap21 June 4, 2018

stratner

a really hefty fight between two scrawny fruity donnys.

ben rich is owt for a stratner cause it’s his birthday

by fruity donny October 23, 2020

strategically waiting

When you want to end things with someone, (specifically a difficult situation/person) to avoid as much drama as possible, you decide to wait until it’s tactically possible for the safety of you and others. Essentially there is unfinished business that you’re afraid will bite you in the ass if you don’t handle it before ending it.

I’m not avoiding the breakup, I’m strategically waiting.

by Aelana June 14, 2022

A-strategy

When playing multiplayer Super Mario Bros. (for Wii) A-strategy is the act of pressing the A button when on the verge of dying, this so the other player can pop you out of the bubble when he/she is safe.

Not to be confused with A-panic which is the spontaneous act of prematurely pressing the A button when you obviously don't need to.

"Hmm, I'm falling to my death, let me perform the A-strategy so I can safely float in my bubble towards the other player who's actually making this horrible jump!"

by Lady Grinch May 16, 2010

non-strategic plan

Work related activities that are done in a rush with seemingly no larger planning or thinking.

The proposal is due tomorrow, so maybe we should submit something. We don't have any current products that make sense, but hey, it's a non-strategic plan of attack! Cancel all my meetings! Hand me a pen!

by Lorilynn January 7, 2011

Drinking Strategy

A pre-planned outline of which beverages will be consumed at what times throughout the day, to be followed in order to avoid potential embarrassment/arrest caused by over-drunkenness.

I need to devise a drinking strategy for my corporate offsite so that I don't get my third strike.

by D4nim4l July 21, 2011

Bella Stratford

An actual meme lord. Super funny, and has awesome siblings. Bella is smart, but doesn't bother with school, so they procrastinate but it's ok they get A's. Probably does another language, and most likely has 50+ friends. If you are ever called Bella or hella bella it is the best compliment ever awarded.

Person 1: Woah, who's that? They're so good at cheerleading!
Person 2: She's so tall and funny! She's hella bella. I bet that's Bella Stratford.

Bella: *looks over and is hit in the face by a cheerleader in a bear costume*
Person 1:
Person 2:
Person 1 & 2: *Run as fast as they can away from the angry bella*

by hbirdsong March 10, 2019