Step your pussy up

Aspire to do better, do better, be your authentic self

Step your pussy up, get a job, own a business...etc

by Ny81 July 21, 2023

Steezed

to be thrilled, excited, or content with something.

"Ah I'm very steezed about how the game went last night."

1: Are you still hungry?
2: Nah man, I'm steezed, thanks though.

"Oh I'm so steezed to be dating Zus, he's so handsome."

by slammedcivic September 11, 2023

Phantom Step

When you your walking in the dark or preoccupied with your mobile phone/psp/ipod etc. etc. whilst on the stairs and then you get to the top step and totally freakout when you go to step on the next step and there isn't one there and you proceed to have a mini heart-attack and then you realize everything is ok.

*ring ring*
Jim: Oh hey man.
Ron: Hey wanna grab a beer later?
Jim: Yeah sounds good.
Ron: Ok I'm on my way to the car. I'll be over there in abo- aughhhhh.
Jim: Ron?! RON!?!?
Ron: Oh my sweet Jesus *sob*
Jim: Dude what's wrong?!?!
Ron: Oh never mind I was just walking up the stairs and there was a phantom step. No biggie.
Jim: Screw you.
*click*

by Sir Timothy Longcockathong February 13, 2009

brewin' steez

The act of acquiring a higher level of steez than you previously possessed via mindful cultivation of characteristics rich in steez while simultaneously discarding qualities unbecoming to, or deprived of steez. Generally, the use of psychedelic drugs combined with thrift store shopping, board sports and lofty standards of badassery are essential ingredients to the brewing process.

Person 1- "Man have you seen that cat lately? He grew a mustache like Tom Selleck practically overnight!"
Person 2-" Word ,he's probably been brewin' steez by the barrel"

by Mad Mike the barbarian October 25, 2010

sly steez

A newer genre of music, similar to rap, but a lullaby in essence, designed to put anyone and everyone who comes into contact with it to sleep.

"Did you hear the new sly steez?"
"Hell no, and you need to stop listening to that shit before you land yourself into a coma."

by you tried January 19, 2014

air step

When you think there is another step but there isnt and you end up stomping on the ground.

I stepped on an air step amd dropped my books!

by ryanthek1d2 December 23, 2014

restless steeze syndrome

Restless Steeze Syndrome (RSS) is a condition most often found in longboarders and surfers. Documented effects may include frequent mentioning of buttery slides or body motions replicating a pendy even though the effected patient has no board with them. Triggers have been claimed that ingestion of cannabis and seeing steeze footage leads to severe cases of RSS.

After his third joint Mikes RSS became so severe that he grabbed the nearest board and hit a sick coleman. His friends could tell when they saw him put his hands on the ground as if to hit a 180 frontside. Restless Steeze Syndrome (RSS) is a condition most often found in longboarders

by ButterBros September 11, 2015