sears tower

When you get a stiffy before a girl even touches you.

When Joanna walked by Mark, he immediatly turned into the Sears Tower.

by Noah November 25, 2004

sear

Derived from the latin "Ceer" meaning "Man with micropscopic penis who interferes with gerbils"

Look at that transvestite guy over there, he's molesting a goat....bloody Sear

by Loaf October 17, 2003

search engine

Seach engine, v.
What a blonde does to find where to put oil in her vehicle.

Blonde: "How do I find where to put oil in my car?"

Mechanic: "You go other end of vehicle where you hear noise, lift panel and search engine."

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN May 3, 2005

pabst smear

1/2 PBR, 1/2 Guiness

"I ordered a Pabst Smear from the bartender"

by lancaster505 June 11, 2006

cow shears

Esoteric rural impedimenta

"I think we need some cow shears"
"Oh, ok, I'll check with Catrin"

by Xtreme Pedant May 2, 2005

Smear the Queer

A homophobic (though not always overtly so) name for a rather homoerotic game.

Example: Billy didn't mind being the queer, in fact he enjoyed being dogpiled by the other boys.

Note: While often thought of as a "boy's game" I personally have seen girls playing Smear the Queer, though I don't recall ever seeing a co-ed game; which really just hightens the feel of homoerotisism.

by hbgnmsjyhgfgdxf January 11, 2009

Setareh

Something really crazy. A blessing to some, a disease to stupid dumb-f*cks who don't know a thing. A Setareh will be your heart doctor and give you free medicine with her skanky words, her warm hands, and the way she slithers her medicine. Not only does a Setareh know how to make everyone feel awkwardly in love, but a Setareh knows how to cheer up a person when they're in their second minute in the bathroom. A Setareh's frown makes everybody's frown go upside down, and she was taught to shake it till she makes it.

"Hey what's a Setareh?"
"Oh, THAT! I heard they're endangered and supernaturally sexy."
"I heard a Setareh can kill 20 pairs of eyes and only deserve one."
"Let's go smoke something because a Setareh is too good for us."

by Kar Bear Tequila November 20, 2011