foo stache

A synonym of the word taint; grundle. Fleshy patch between the testicles and the asshole, usually covered with an unattractive "mane" of pubic hair ressembling a grody mustache, often accompanied by dookie residue and toilet paper balls and occasionaly a small nest of crabs that was not seen because it lies underneath the folds of the taint.
Often licked by cheap prostitutes paid bottom dollar to prove there worth to the savy consumer of fornication.

"If you want this five dollars you better lick my foo stache bitch!"

by robhole March 12, 2008

Corner Stander

a human being of either sex standing on a street corner ready to get paid 20 bucks for 20 minutes (if you know what i mean)

Jezel-hey Ayo, did you visit the corner stander I told you was the best price for a good quality time?
Ayo-Hell yeah man, that guy was totally worth the money i spent, thanks for hooking me up with him.
Jezel-no prob

by LRGII January 31, 2009

rubbing staches

When you make out with a girl that has more or equal amount of facial hair (specifically the mustache) as the male. it is considered rubbing staches.

When Nick Belton makes out with his girlfriend, they are rubbing staches.

See Nick Belton (pussy whipped definition 47, page 7)

by Meitein January 31, 2010

Stanker

Stank*er |'sta ng kur|

noun

associated with the verb Stank |'sta ng kuh|

- A new and upcoming breed of hip people, but they are in no way a hipster. A Stanker is often confused for a hipster, but Stankers do not carry the liberal views often paired with a hipster. Therefore, Stankers give less fucks about the world than hipsters. Stankers are also very sassy, and love corn dogs.

1. "Woah man did you see that Stanker?"

2. "That hipster is such a wanna-be Stanker.

3. "Her outfit is so Stank."

4. "Only a Stanker could make that much denim look that good."

by Stankarang October 16, 2012

Rash Stache

A rash or red area on the upper lip that appears similar to that of a mustache. Sometimes caused by dry-shaving, waxing, or some type of allergic response to something.

Guy 1: "Becky was looking so hot today, but she really shouldn't have gotten her upper lip waxed. It left a massive rash stache."

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I'd still ride that ass like a monkey on a tricycle."

by Dick Shanary February 26, 2009

brock stanley

a very unattractive male that has no balls and would no take a blow job from a girl

You a brock stanley

(means your gay)

by 786969696969696996966969969876 June 5, 2013

stanley eruption

you hold a girl above your head at a party and people throw shit at her head like an octupus and hot dogs.(then bust on her face)

I gave your girlfriend a stanley eruption I think you should break up with her.

by recognize_ February 8, 2008