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Cook-from-scratch snob

People (usually over 50 who didn't grow up with microwaves and who have spent more years not working than actually working, so they have loads of time on their hands;) looking down their nose at people who don't bake their own bread, make their own jam, make their own pastry, and spend 3 hours a day, chopping and peeling and cooking every last morsel from scratch.

Many of these pseudo-intellectuals claim to even 'grow' their own foods; fruit, veg and grain, etc etc, and they scoff at people who buy frozen veg, and lecture them fervently on how much better 'fresh' is. And they name anyone who uses ready meals as chavs or lazy or somehow sub-intelligent.
Who the hell does Sylvia think she is, having a go at me for giving my kids microwave toad-in-the-whole. She is such a cook-from-scratch snob.
by justakidatheart March 8, 2013
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scratchgasm

Used in reference to the rapid-fire single leg motion usually executed by dogs when rubbed in "that right spot".
Sean: Stop making out with my dog, bro. You know her nubbin is at the base of her tail.
Paul: Dude, she came over to be rubbed. What else am I gonna do?
Sean: Bro, that's a scratchgasm. You just went all the way with my dog. Uggh.
by Gloves January 9, 2008
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Justen: "Hey, Greg, want a Belgium Scratch?"
Greg: "Oh, hells yeah man! I already have a pencil in my ass."
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I need to get some scratch-a-rella.
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Scrat

To do menial, pointless, but intensive work that you consider to be below you.

To look like scruffy urchin when you consider yourself to look quite the hunk.
'Have a good day at work?'
'Nah, I had to scrat around with the photocopier all day.'

'Sorry mate, you look a bit of a scrat.'
'I'm scrat-tascic!'
by Loopmeister August 1, 2006
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scratch ya

its a cross between, see ya l8er and catch u l8ter
im going....... scratch ya l8er
by chibbz February 28, 2008
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scratched

I scratched that escape. The killer was right there.

I just scratched the last grocery bag. Carrying all of this food by hand would take so long.
by Lucifina Nightinger October 9, 2019
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