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Spratchet

(n.) The plastic piece that separates one person's groceries on the conveyor belt from the person in front of them.
Excuse me Ma'am, I don't want to get our groceries mixed up. Would you kindly pass me the spratchet?
by Island_Spud January 14, 2016
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Something Zac from JerryRigEverything says in nearly every YouTube Video. He is known for literally destroying phones for a living with various durability tests. Refers to the Moh's Scale of Hardness, and how strong certain cell phone glass is.
Most cell phone glass scratches at a level 6 on the Moh's Scale of Hardness with more scratches being visible with a level 7 'pick'.

"Glass is glass, and scratches at a level 6 with deeper grooves at a level 7".
by samsung0804 July 27, 2019
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Fail Scratcher

When at a festival and somebody does a shout in an attempt to get a reply from a stranger. If there is no return shout, this is a Fail Scratcher.
Optimistic Stranger: "BUTT SCRATCHER!!!"

*Silence....*

Other festival goer: "What a Fail Scratcher."
by Shifty Man Pants. December 6, 2010
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Knob-Scratched

The act of getting a haircut (on the regular head)
I'm going down Split Ends to get my knob scratched.
by WS7 September 4, 2003
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Angel scratches

"Ben, how did you get so many stretch marks?!"
"What these angel scratches? I've had them since forever."
"Those aren't angel scratches, those are stretch marks."
"Well I dunno... My mom always said they were angel scratches."
by A. Spears April 22, 2015
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Komm Sprache!

German definition for using voice chats or communicating with your friends. If your homie needs to talk to you or needs you to talk, he can say "Komm Sprache" and everybody knows what‘s up.
by Connotation July 29, 2022
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terry pratchett

The best author in the world, hands down. He is the author off the awesome books in the "Wee Free Men" trilogy, as well as the Discworld series.
"...had plenty of room for him to grow, on the assumption that he would grow into a nineteen-legged elephant. ..." -Mort by Terry Pratchett
by Niqi Badaro September 14, 2007
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