There's something about Mary

A movie about guys that would do anything to get with Mary.

Darryl, if you paid Jack Tatum to put you in that wheelchair to get with Mary, you should know that Mary was always a Niners fan. It would never work out between her and a Patriots wide receiver. There's something about Mary, isn't there?

by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021

Wanna see something stupid?

Green Cyanide guy gets launched at wall, filled with gasoline, matchstick put in mouth, launched at another wall, gets head sliced off, gets head sliced off, gets head kicked onto table and explodes on other yellow cyanide guy.

Hey wanna SEE something STUPID?
Yeah no... I'm pretty busy right now just give me a sec-
*STUPID*
BAM!
Ahhhh!!
Pretty stupid huh...?
Ahhh what the fu-

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 20, 2022

Something For The Kids.

Soft Core Sex.

Whatcha Watching ?!
-Something For The Kids.

by Badssed April 5, 2009

something corporate

An illegal windows xp version.

Yeah, i have a xp version. It was something corporate.

by illegal copy May 18, 2003

do something

verb. to defecate, pass excrement (usually used of babies/children)

As a child I was given an enema if I didn't do something for 4 days

by su france June 5, 2007

Something's Awful

Although an obvious copycat of Something Awful, this one is still fairly funny and entertaining.

I'm tired of Something Awful, so I'm going to visit Something's Awful instead.

by Captain Pop April 15, 2004

Dirty-something

Dirty-somethings are people (usually guys) in their thirties who show up at social events of age groups far below theirs own, often high school or college parties and gatherings.

- "Check out that dirty-something prowling the party for girls. What a sleaze"
or
- "Saturday night was fun, but who invited the dirty-three-year-old? He was creeping me out the whole night."

by Miles Backwards February 10, 2009