smoke my bacon

used in atlanta awhile back,which means,"suck my dick".

a mans dick or "penis" is also known as meat, so bacon is meat. Say you were at the dinner table and someone say something you dont like,instead of saying, "suck my dick" out loud and being rude, just be polite and say, "smoke my bacon".

by Ocho Suerte February 11, 2009

smoking rope

Smoking weed. the plant used to make weed, Cannabis, is also used for making rope.

yo, you been smoking rope? cause ure fucking blazin man.

by TTG December 22, 2007

Smocking gun

A gun with a U-shaped barrel that allows self-described "genius" Presidents to cover themselves in ridicule when firing insults at Democrats.

“No Smocking Gun…No Collusion,” Trump boasted in his early morning tweeting.

“That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly calling it a campaign contribution…which it was not (but even if it was, it is only a CIVIL CASE, like Obama’s – but it was done correctly by a lawyer and there would not even be a fine. Lawyer’s liability if he made a mistake, not me).

by GManOfKC December 10, 2018

smoke a jay

To smoke a joint

Yo homie u want to smoke a jay

by mst123 May 30, 2014

Smoking Penis

1. Fucking up.

2. Committing an act of complete buffoonery.

3. Talking some crazy bullshit.

I sent you to the store for wraps and you went and got some blueberry white owls? WTF dawg you smoking penis I ain’t hitting that

by Steve Globs March 8, 2019

Second Hand Cock Smoking

Verb. One tasting the taste of a cock (usually one's own) by kissing somebody who has just smoked a cock.

So I kissed the bitch after she blew me, and I tasted second hand cock smoking.

by Stone Costa December 21, 2008

smoke canada

to smoke pot/weed/cannabis/marijuana/etc.

-Hey dude, do you want to go out back and smoke canada?

-Yo, I really want to smoke some canada right now.

-Joe's in his room, smokin' canada.

by Zombiesplease January 27, 2009