slopey seconds

In the winter Olympics of life, you're always going for the gold, but sometimes you just have to settle for slopey seconds.

The Norwegians might be in first place, but we wouldn't mind getting their slopey seconds.

by huglife4eva February 10, 2014

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Slopdog

'Slopdog' is a sloppy poo, common after a big night 'on the piss' (drinking alcohol).
See also 'grog bog' or 'runny bum'

Azza - "Aw, mate... I just checked your snapchat and that was fucking disgusting."
Bazza - "Oath, mate. Had a big night on the tinnies, mate, I had some slop fall out of me aye, it was actually a bit of a 'slopdog'."
Azza - "It really was. My mother got it too, you're a cunt."

by Scottchya May 14, 2014

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Slop Dick

When a man fucks someone (male or female) anally and his dick has shit remnants on it. This may resemble pig food AKA slop.
This could result in "Pig Dicking"- the act of sucking a slop dick.

Man, Bailey doesn't know how to clean up. I was fucking her in the ass last night and she gave me Slop Dick

by StrickyDicky March 31, 2015

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slop boi

Although there is only one of these in the world, it is like nothing whatever have ever seen before. With pudgy cheeks and a horrific odor, this creature roams around his hometown with his best friend. Going to movies together is their favorite activity. A slop boi thinks he is cool but his so-called "friends" use him for his gigantic phone. His upper lip repels any femal creature and when he jumps into the water, he slops. If you see this creature, please call 1(800)SLOP-BOI

Guess who I drove home last night?
Slop Boi

by OnTheHunt April 13, 2015

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