sofa ski

A lady sits between two naked gentlemen on a sofa. She grips their ski poles in her hands and she's off on the down hill slalom, climaxing in two sticky white snow balls in her hands.

"We had a great night last night! Mary was sofa skiing with Dave and I"

by DonaldMcBigBottom November 5, 2009

skiing

"The art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk"

I went skiing in france.

by adventuregirl19 November 9, 2016

SKI

Spending Kids Inheritance

She retired and began living the SKI lifestyle.

by Harriett Guess August 27, 2023

Skiing

Standing on flattened sticks falling rapidly at a downward angle.

When you fell down the stairs you were practically skiing!

by Mexhellee December 26, 2020

Belgian Skiing

Jacking off two people at the same time, in a motion similar to using skiing poles.

Jeffrey was doing some belgian skiing this weekend, both Toby and Alex finished very fast

by Gurdi3 March 30, 2023

Strawberry Skies

(Slang)
To "see Strawberry Skies" is slang for having an orgasm. Usually a very good one

Girl 1: So how far did you and Dan take it last night?
Girl 2: Let's just say that I was seeing strawberry skies by the end of it!

by queefastus February 22, 2023

ski mogul

Ski mogul in french = une bosse.
Replacement for the slang term 'boss'.

He looked so ski mogul making big jumps off the ski moguls.
She was such a ŠKÎ MÕGŪŁ texting in fancy accents.

by A ski mogul. April 20, 2012