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Stupid Shock

That moment when you are paralyzed in a facepalming state and almost in pain after hearing the stupidest thing ever
Person 1 : I don't like buying boxes because they are always empty.
Person 2 : Wow, you just put me in Stupid Shock. It literally hurts to contemplate your stupidity right now.
by ebolaids January 14, 2015
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Cock shock

When a cock leaves you flabbergasted. It could be because the cock is incredibly large or incredibly small. It could be because it has a fungus growing on it. For whatever reason the cock leaves you gobsmacked and stunned to silence.
"Dude pulled out an 11 incher and left me in cock shock bro istg"
by LOLLIPOP7400 February 26, 2022
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Cock shock

When both a female and male partner orgasm simultaneously, during penetration, and it feels so good, that it’s a shock to the cock.
“Man! I loved cumming inside you, baby. That was a cock shock.”
by Doctorsukandi May 18, 2021
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bar shock

when you take more drugs after being barred out earlier and now youre barred out again..and crossed with the drug you just took
I cant remeber shit I got hella bar shocked after that dab from all those xannys this morning
by whosurplug June 1, 2017
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Shock Clit

Overstimulation of the clit leading to general hypo-perfusion causing delirium and difficulty getting off a second time
I couldn’t be productive all day my boyfriend gave me shock clit
by Slutty professionals,MA June 8, 2024
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G-Shock

A G-Schock is an ugly girl, whose far behind her competition. Good looking girls are considered APs while Rolexes are mid tier.
Z: Bro do you like that Girl? She be looking at you
M: nah I don’t like her. She a G-Shock
by MarcoTheGuy November 21, 2021
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