slapped

chris rock

will smith slapped the shit out of chris rock

by concern April 20, 2022

Slapped

When something hits different.

That music slapped last night!

by myduck June 4, 2022

shapper

someone who loves fapping in the shower

"I told the girl I have a crush on that the guy she likes is a Shapper, but life is such bullshit because she told me that it only made her want to suck his dick even more."

"Hurry up in there shapper! We all gotta be bathed and ready to leave by 445!"

by Savagefapper September 23, 2022

Schlapped

Joking euphemism for having been sexually groped without one's consent.

Based on the name of a prominent, once-thought-to-be heterosexual (???), Republican spokesperson and organizer who allegedly groped his chauffeur repeatedly and persistently—without consent. The driver claimed the experience traumatized him and complained about it to anyone who would listen, including the Press.

(Straight guy, realizing he's just been pinched on the ass by another man) "Egads! I've just been Schlapped!"

by mrburlesk March 9, 2023

Slapped Patio Head

Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.

Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...

by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023

slapped with a yarmulke

An unattractive person.

On December 10th, 2001, actress/ spokes model Jaime Pressly delighted fans with an appearance on "The Howard Stern Radio Show." Fans were particularly delighted when she accounted for his ugly looks: "You," she told Stern, "look like you got slapped with a yarmulke!"

Describing at an unattractive person: He looks like he was slapped with a yarmulke.

by IvyCruz January 4, 2024

Slappers

A large set of tits.

I'd love to get my hands on her slappers.

by DaHolmes December 9, 2023